How is any of this okay? HOW IS THIS MOVIE OKAY?!
We all know the plot of Home Alone II. We all know that it's the best Christmas movie ever made. We all know that it's super fucked up to forget your child, THE FRUIT OF YOUR LOINS, on vacation for the SECOND TIME in one year. We all know this.
Let's focus on the part of the movie that's supremely fucked up: this little boy, Kevin, straight up TORTURES and MURDERS two people.
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Kevin begins his rampage by throwing bricks off a SIX STORY BUILDING and somehow hitting the person below with PINPOINT accuracy.
Are we led to believe that a grown adult male can simply walk away after being hit by bricks square in the nose? Are we led to believe that this man's nose would be intact after receiving such a serious injury? A quick google search for "terminal velocity of a brick" revealed some numbers I don't understand, but I think it's safe to assume a brick at terminal velocity would bust your damn head open.
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