Tuesday, 14 October 2014

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Russell Brand Peaks On MSNBC, Talking Fox News, The Daily Mail, Hitler, Power And Revolution

Russell Brand's flag of revolution was unfurled on MSNBC on Tuesday, the comedian and activist appearing on The Last Word with Lawrence O’Donnell to talk socialism, economic elites and Fox News.



The actor and author, who is currently in the US to promote his book Revolution, put in a bravura performance, a turn equally matched by host O’Donnell, with the pair sparring over the comedian’s moreish notion of change in which power is leveraged from politicians and the multinationals they dutifully serve through a process of spiritual collectivism.



Brand also had plenty to say on Fox, an organisation with which the comedian has a long-standing feud. “Bill O’Reilly is a man at war as much with hemorrhoids as with immigrants,” offered Brand, before comparing British and American media.



“British media is more nuanced,” he added, “we have more vitriol in the printed media, newspapers like The Sun… The Daily Mail, which is the Fox News in print – a newspaper that supported Hitler when he was in power and now they get as near as they can, which is the British Conservative Party”.



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A Serbian performance artist assigned a passive role…

marina-abramovich-cropped A Serbian performance artist assigned a passive role to herself, with the public being the force which would act on her. For six hours the artist allowed the audience members to manipulate her body and actions with 72 objects that people were allowed to use (a sign informed them) in any way that they chose.


Some of these were objects that could give pleasure, while others could be wielded to inflict pain, or to harm her. Among them were a rose, a feather, honey, a whip, olive oil, scissors, a scalpel, a gun and a single bullet. For six hours the artist allowed the audience members to manipulate her body and actions.


Initially, members of the audience reacted with caution and modesty, but as time passed (and the artist remained passive) people began to act more aggressively. As Abramović described it later: “What I learned was that… if you leave it up to the audience, they can kill you.” … “I felt really violated: they cut up my clothes, stuck rose thorns in my stomach, one person aimed the gun at my head, and another took it away. It created an aggressive atmosphere. After exactly 6 hours, as planned, I stood up and started walking toward the audience. Everyone ran away, to escape an actual confrontation.”






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The Flaws in Writing Flawed Women: From 'Gone Girl' to 'Miranda'

*THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS*



When I publish my novel, Lassie Gone Bad, I hope I won't be accused of doggie prejudice. Will I offend animal lovers by creating a dog who bites, leaves a mess on the bed and is unhealthily obsessed with sticks?



I jest of course (though I do like that title) I refer - admittedly rather crudely - to the attacks in the media on Gillian Flynn's Gone Girl. For those of you who haven't read it/ seen the film, Amy Dunne *spoiler alert* is self-serving, manipulative, vindictive and murderous (and also makes a false allegation of rape and tricks her husband into getting her pregnant) In short, she's a misogynist's wet dream.



I find such criticisms exasperating. Countless novels feature flawed, weak men or flawed, brutish ones. No one would argue such books are prejudicial to men or that the authors in question were aiming to slag off the entire male population. But the moment women are portrayed as complex and flawed there is a big debate on whether they are complex and flawed in the right way.



I recently wrote a comedy show that premiered at The Gilded Balloon about a girl who is gullible, awkward, and a chronic people-pleaser. Most of feedback was positive but one woman protested that, "as someone who can really write, shouldn't I be presenting women in a better light? Make her a bit stronger?" while a friend lamented that my character was submissively being pushed around by men (actually she mainly gets pushed around by another woman, but I digress.)



Comedy is supposed to be about presenting people's flaws. It's reassuring. It makes us laugh with relief. Just as in a thriller you don't want your characters straightforward and honest, in a comedy you don't want them confident and selfless (as anyone who had the misfortune of catching Soul Man - starring Dan Ackroyd as a saintly vicar will attest.)



I proudly call myself a feminist, and I am glad the movement has become so popular. But I find it exhausting that you still can't write a flawed female character without people getting up in arms that you are damaging the movement. As Gillian Flynn herself says, "For me (feminism) is also the ability to have women who are bad characters... the one thing that really frustrates me is this idea that women are innately good, innately nurturing. In literature, they can be dismissably bad - trampy, vampy, bitchy types - but there's still a big push back against the idea that women can be just pragmatically evil, bad and selfish... I don't write psycho bitches. The psycho bitch is just crazy - she has no motive, and so she's a dismissible person because of her psycho-bitchiness."



As someone who is sat through too many thrillers with exciting men but anodyne and uninteresting women, and comedies with sarcastic, 'grown-up' women used as foil to lovable flawed men, I think we are crying out for more variety. These women (such as in the ghastly Grown Ups 2) roll their eyes and go "oh those men! They are so annoying yet great!" They offered wise platitudes and nodded their heads in a knowing way. They don't do much else. WHO ARE THESE WOMEN? I've never known any women like that apart from my Year seven maths teacher.



More ridiculous were the claims last year that Miranda was misogynistic. Now Miranda may not be everyone's cup of tea, but is it really misogynistic? Really?! Because she's clumsy? Wasn't Mr Bean clumsy? I didn't see any journalist adopting an earnest tone to claim the Mr Bean was bad for men's image. What is wrong with showing that women like men can be childish, clumsy and indecisive? Or in the case of Gone Girl, that female psychopaths can be just as dangerous as their male counterparts. Can't we be a bit more inclusive? Can't we have a range of different women in TV like we have a range of different men?



There remains a very prescriptive idea of how we should portray women in fiction, and it is not doing any of us any favours. I am not sure the world is ready for Lassie Gone Bad, which is a pity as I bet it would be a lot racier than Lassie Come Home.



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Little Girl Plays An Adorable Game Of Hide-And-Seek With Her Newfoundland Dog

We've all been there. A kid. Playing hide-and-seek. Shouting that you're ready to be found... by a dog.



Yes, this little girl shares her home with gentle Sebastien, a huge Newfoundland who's pretty much twice her size.



He's also got a good nose - as their game of hide-and-seek proves...



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21 Amazing GIFs Of Dogs And Cats In Halloween Costumes

To annoy his captors, an American POW in North Korea…

To annoy his captors, an American POW in North Korea would pretend every day that he was riding around on an invisible motorcycle until eventually, his captors “confiscated” the motorcycle and stated that it was “against the rules and regulations.”






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When Columbian drug lord Pablo Escolar’s home was raided…

Hacienda-Napoles-cropped When Colombian drug lord Pablo Escolar’s home was raided, the military released the dangerous hippos of his personal zoo, not knowing what to do with them. They now thrive in the Colombian rivers. This makes Columbia have the largest wild hippo population outside of Africa.






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Ancient Romans believed eyelashes fell…

Ancient Romans believed eyelashes fell out from excessive sex and that long lashes indicated purity and chastity.






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In 1669 King Louis XIV banned pointed, sharp knives…

Caran-d-ache-dreyfus-supper-cropped In 1669 King Louis XIV banned pointed, sharp knives in an attempt to reduce violence, and that’s why table knifes are dull and rounded today. Apparently, this measure worked, but did not stop dinner table altercations entirely, but rather made them slightly less bad.






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A whale known as “the world’s loneliest whale”…

A whale known as “the world’s loneliest whale” is the only one known to produce “songs” at 52Hz. Although the sonic signature is that of a whale, the frequency is unique in no other whale uses it to answer back. His songs were first detected in 1992. A 50-day search for him will start this Fall.






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In the 1500’s Russia had a mentally disabled Tsar…

fyodor-i-the-bellringer_4-t In the 1500’s Russia had a mentally disabled Tsar who enjoyed nothing more in life than ringing bells and whose mismanagement led to the 15 year Time of Troubles. But they loved and respected him anyway.






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As late as 1850 doctors had little respect…

As late as 1850 doctors had little respect and parents joked that if a son failed at everything Else he “could always become a doctor”






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Before being stationed in Antarctica Australian…

Before being stationed in Antarctica Australian physicians have their appendix removed to ensure they do not get appendicitis.






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Hedgehog Causes Hitchin Town V Arlesey Town To Be Delayed

There's been a fox, a squirrel, a cat and even a pine marten, but now - finally - a football match has been interrupted by a hedgehog.



Hitchin Town’s Red Insure Cup match with Arlesey Town was delayed by the prickly pitch invader an hour into proceedings.



The Comet reported Supporters informed the linesman a hedgehog had stealthily made its way onto the pitch and hilarity ensued.



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The schizophrenic artist Mary Barnes discovered…

Mary_Barnes_painting-cropped The schizophrenic artist Mary Barnes discovered her talent while undergoing treatment at Kingsley Hall during which she was encouraged to regress to a childlike state and paint on the walls with her feces. When they needed a solution for the smell, they decided to give her paint.






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“Huh?” is a universal word and is found in roughly…

“Huh?” is a universal word and is found in roughly the same form and function in spoken languages across the globe.






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The family of Chris Benoit, the 40 year old wrestler…

Chris-Benoit The family of Chris Benoit, the 40 year old wrestler who killed his wife and son before hanging himself in 2007, consider his death a result of brain damage, after tests showed years of wrestling injuries left him with the brain of an 85 year old with an advanced form of dementia.






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The Scottish town of Dull has formed…

The Scottish town of Dull has formed a “trinity of tedium” with the towns of Boring (USA) and Bland (Australia).






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In 2009, Colorado initiated its Family…

In 2009, Colorado initiated its Family Planning Initiative to provide low-to-no cost birth control to 68 family clinics around the state. Between 2009 and 2013, the state’s teen birth rate dropped by 40%.






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Pablo Picasso painted this when…

Pablo Picasso painted this when he was 15 years old.


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Two News Anchors Perform The Most Complicated Handshake Possible During Commercial Breaks

WNG news reporters Robert Jordan And Jackie Bange started working on their elaborate handshakes back in 2009 - and as you can tell from this new video, they've really got their routine worked out. And it's very impressive indeed.



Susanna Reid and Ben Shephard, consider the gauntlet well and truly thrown down...



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Collecting the Following

I once read that asking a professional writer, or just a naturally funny friend to help a comedian whose ideas for stories and jokes have gone done the pan is perfectly acceptable. In fact, I've recently discovered many professional comedians have writers or co writers helping them with their genius jokes. This got me thinking about all those times my writers block has been the only thing on my mind (how ironic) and I could have hired some hot writer to do all my dirty work for me.



So I, an up and coming comedian decided not to waste any more time!!

I decided to ask a naturally funny friend, who is a part time actor, who NEEDS to write comedy professionally. As I sat opposite him, telling him my ideas and crazy stories, there he was resighting it all back to me - But with jokes at the end! Very frustrating for me. I may have the stage presence and the talent to deliver a funny line, but ask me to write 5 puns and a knock knock joke, I'd be as lost as Oscar Pistorius in a room full of stairs.... (See what I mean!)

The problem with the outrageous stories and ideas that I have is, it's impossible to narrow things down and pick something that the audience will relate to. And as my stories, ideas and material, are all based on truth, they are sometimes so ridiculous that audience members will either think I'm a compulsive liar or a character act. Who is going to believe that I bought a new sparkly top especially for my mug shot?



I did a gig recently where a female audience member was really looking forward to hearing my work as I was the only female stand up there. Once I got on stage, I told a new story about about being from the same town as serial killer Fred West, and another where I urinated in the street wearing nothing but a Spiderman mask on. I remember looking over to the woman, assuming she would be laughing... but she just looked... confused. She approached me after the gig and asked if I was a character because my stories didn't seem real. Here is where the problem lies. She suggested I either play up my delivery even more (which means having to take 50g of Cocaine as I'm naturally buzzed up anyway). Or really relaxing and 'down playing' myself to appear more realistic on stage. Good advice but one I'm not sure I'll be taking.

Don't get me wrong, this isn't a usual regular occurrence. 95% of the time people enjoy the stupid faces I pull and the outrageous experiences I share.



I think at the end of the day, there are more quirky comedians out there than me. And in the end, you create your following for the people who just simply enjoy what you do. Whether it's made up, real life, character comedy or not. http://ift.tt/eA8V8J



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'The Apprentice' 2014 Bingo Card

'The Apprentice' is back! Back, we tell you!



Will Lord Sugar quote someone's CV back at them? Will Karren Brady give a look of despair? Probably. Hopefully. Which is why we've created this drinking ga- sorry, bingo card - for you to use while you watch the new series.



Altogether now: Dun-duh-durrr-duh-durrr-duh-durrr-duh..!



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Las Vegas Kid Dances Like A Diva, Totally Steals The Show During Live News Report

Poor old Emmy award winning CBS news anchor Patranya Bhoolsuwan. She was just doing her job. (Which specifically, on this day, was reporting on the opening of Downtown Summerlin, a new shopping centre in Las Vegas.)



But her job has now been completely overshadowed by eagle-eyed TV viewers (and YouTube uploaders) who spotted a kid in the crowd behind her. A kid who had all the moves.



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Nice one, fella. Something tells us you're going to be leading the October news blooper round-ups at the end of the month...



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Brain Teaser 10/14/2014

Four couples are going to the movies. Each row holds eight seats. Betty and Jim don't want to sit next to Alice and Tom, and Alice and Tom don't want to sit next to Gertrude and Bill. On the other hand, Sally and Bob don't want to sit next to Betty and Jim. How can the couples arrange themselves so that they all sit where they would like?

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Dexter The German Shepherd Wakes Up From A Deep Sleep To Find His Humans Filming Him

You really should let sleeping dogs lie.



Alternatively, you could film said sleeping dog and put the resulting video up on YouTube.



Especially if it's a German Shepherd called Dexter, whose eyes look pretty funny when he's asleep and dreaming - and who has a rather adorable reaction when he wakes up to find his owner Carol Fletcher is filming him. Aww!



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Richard Wiseman Is Back With 10 More Bets You Will Always Win

Hoorah! It's the return of Quirkology's '10 Bets You Will Always Win'!



This time, Richard Wiseman is showing you how to make horses out of matchsticks, how to balance two forks on a cocktail stick and much, much more. And all in time for Halloween parties. Hoorah again!



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Scoop The Cat Has A Very Unusual Eating Habit, And It's Strangely Hypnotic

"When I adopted my cat, she was already named Scoop as a newspaper reporter reference (as in 'getting the scoop')," explains bikemystic.



"But coincidentally, she has developed the unique eating technique of scooping her food with alternating paws, so now her name really fits her."



He's not wrong. Check out Scoop's bizarre mealtime technique - and be prepared to find it simultaneously fascinating, repetitive and sweetly compelling viewing. Not least because of bikemystic's Jeff Goldblum-esque commentary.



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Russell Brand (Breathlessly) Tells David Letterman Why He Wants A Revolution

Russell Brand was a guest on the 'Late Show With David Letterman' on Monday night - and he was plugging his new book, 'Revolution'.



When asked by Letterman to explain what 'the revolution' is about, Brand compared the state of his hometown of Grays (in Essex) to that of New Jersey - and went on to give a breathless rant about wealth inequality and why politicians are failing to talk about the issue. Brand fans will be pleased to know that in true Russell style, it's all expressed very passionately - and very quickly...



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Today in History for 14th October 2014

Historical Events


1805 - Battle of Elchingen, France defeats Austria

1862 - Baseballer James Creighton ruptures bladder hitting HR, dies 10/18

1884 - George Eastman patents paper-strip photographic film

1929 - Phila A's beat Chicago Cubs, 4 games to 1 in 26th World Series

1953 - WTEN TV channel 10 in Albany, NY (ABC) begins broadcasting

1968 - A 6.8 earthquake wrecked the Australian town of Meckering, and also ruptured all major roads and railways nearby.


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Famous Birthdays


1734 - Francis Lightfoot Lee, US farmer/signer (Decl of Independence)

1864 - Maurice de Plessys, French poet (Palace Occidental)

1894 - E.E.Cummings (Edward Estlin), Cambridge Massachusetts, poet (Tulips and Chimneys)

1907 - Pert Kelton, Great Falls Mont, actress (Cavalcade of Stars)

1970 - Nina Kemppel, Anchorage Alaska, cross country skier (Olympics-1994)

1972 - J J Smith, NFL running back (KC Chiefs)


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Famous Deaths


1256 - Kujo Yoritsugu, Japanese shogun (b. 1239)

1790 - William Hooper, US attorney/signer (Decl of Ind), dies at 48

1943 - Jackie Matthews, cricketer (8 Tests 1911-12, 16 wickets), dies

1944 - Erwin Rommel, German Field Marshal (WW II-Africa), suicide at 52

1957 - Carl Natanael Berg, composer, dies at 78

1972 - Joseph Kaminski, composer, dies at 68


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