Monday 22 September 2014

Today's Daily Brain Teaser (Sep 23, 2014)

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Can you decipher this common phrase:



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In many European countries they have “Social Supermarkets” that allow the poor to buy…

Community-Shop-cropped In many European countries they have “Social Supermarkets” that allow the poor to buy discarded goods from normal supermarkets at very cheap prices.






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In 1941, more than three million cars were manufactured…

In 1941, more than three million cars were manufactured in the United States. Only 139 more were made during the entire war. By the end of the war, more than half of all industrial production in the world would take place in the United States.






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People in the UK driving on the left dates back to the 1700…

People in the UK driving on the left dates back to the 1700’s where travelers would keep passers by on their right in case they were a bandit, this meant their sword hand was at the ready to draw if needed.






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During the Nazi occupation of France, Hitler did not destroy the Canadian Vimy…

Vimy-Memorial During the Nazi occupation of France, Hitler did not destroy the Canadian Vimy Memorial and told the Allies that it remained intact, as he admired the peaceful nature of the sculpture.






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There are two famous guys named Hippocrates. One for…

There are two famous guys named Hippocrates. One for medicine and one for mathematics.






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Oktoberfest beer is typically around 6% ABV, far stronger and sweeter…

Oktoberfest beer is typically around 6% ABV, far stronger and sweeter than typical German lager. It’s easy to get dehydrated and many people pass out. These people are called Bierleichen (German for “Beer Corpses.”)






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A chimpanzee named Frodo has impregnated his own mother, killed a human infant…

A chimpanzee named Frodo has impregnated his own mother, killed a human infant, attacked cartoonist Gary Larson, and beat the head of primatologist Jane Goodall so badly, he almost broke her neck.






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The ‘Miss Cleo free tarot reading’ psychic hotline was generating…

miss-Cleo The ‘Miss Cleo free tarot reading’ psychic hotline was generating $24 million a month for two years straight. The Miss Cleo herself only earned $1,750 for the three days it took to film the first infomercial.






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There is a frog from Africa, Trichobatrachus robustus…

frog-cropped There is a frog from Africa, Trichobatrachus robustus, that breaks a bone in its toe pad, pushes the sharp broken bone through it’s skin, and tries to shank you with it if it feels threatened.






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Engaged and Confused: A Man's Guide to Marriage - Part Four: The Wedding Pre-lash

Bella The Dog Does NOT Want To Come Out Of The Water

Don't worry, people. As America's Funniest Home Videos says: "No dogs' hearts were actually broken in the making of this video."



Try telling that to Bella the German Shepherd, though.



For Bella really, really doesn't want to leave that river she's been swimming in... and she's going to try every whine - and delaying tactic - she can.



Bless!



SEE ALSO: German Shepherd Dog Helps His Puppy Pal To Escape

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Run of the Mill Workaday Feminist

I have this surrogate sister. Since I don't have any family, I was unofficially adopted by another family about ten years ago. Like a stray.



So, I have this surrogate sister called Charlotte. She is nearly 24, she is beautiful and she is very intelligent. But one of the subjects that she and I often come to blows over is that sweaty and well-thumbed tome called feminism.



As a comedian, feminism is something that pops up in discussion for me relatively often. I'm often asked to comment in blogs or interviews on whether there are enough women in comedy, whether we are treated differently and even whether or not we are actually very funny (I mean, I know right?!). So it's obviously a subject that I think a lot about.



But Charlotte doesn't think about it very often at all. Unless I beat her over the head with it.



Every time I do, she rolls her eyes and says, "Don't talk to me about feminism! I'm not a feminist!"



And every time she says that, my brain explodes.



Now, I should say that I am fairly sure she says this because she knows it drives me to drink. But there is some level of truth in it too.



She says, "I'm not a feminist because I don't particularly want to sit around helping other women love themselves. I'm ambitious. I don't care who's in my way, I'd climb over anyone to get where I want to be."



Taken out of context, perhaps her words sound rather mercenary. And in some ways I'm sure the term 'feminism' conjures up for her images of women who don't shave their legs, sitting around holding hands and hating men and sex and bikinis. At 24 years old, she wants to be sexy and fun, she wants men to fancy her, she wants to wear lip stick and short skirts and laugh at jokes that boys make about sandwiches. And I have to admit that when I was sat watching Strictly Come Prancing with her one evening, I agreed that if I had a body like one of those dancers, I would probably wear a leotard just to go to Sainsbury's. And I wouldn't care if someone was objectifying me in the pasta aisle.



But every time we have this argument I get more wound up than I probably should and I try to calmly explain to her that somewhere along the line, the idea of feminism has got a bit grubby. I earnestly tell her that everything she has said is rooted in feminism. While there is a facet of feminism that relates to holding hands and helping other women, it is also about being fierce and not taking no for an answer. I wildly expound the virtues of the women who have come before us, making it possible for her to go out there and fight for what she wants.



Most of the time she laughs at my bulgey eyes and red face. Which annoys me even more really. She doesn't feel the burden of 'luck' that I want her to feel. It seems absurd to her that someone might tell her she can't do a thing simply because she lacks a penis.



I want so much for her to realise that some women don't have the opportunities she has had. Maybe some women don't have her strength. I want her to see that there are men out there who think it would be ok to try and have sex with her in a club because she is beautiful and wearing a short skirt. I want her to see that in some industries she wouldn't earn as much as her male colleagues just because she is a woman. I want her to want to hold hands with other women across the world who are denied education, medication, liberation. Just. Because. They. Are. Women.



And just as I'm about to get even more militant at her, I take a breath and I realise that her mystified face is at least part of the battle won. The fact that she doesn't think about inequality on a daily basis is a positive thing. And while I do wish she would be a bit more proud of her feminism, in fact she is out there living it, just without the label.



She is so incredible - at the tender age of nearly 24, she is married and an amazing mother to two of the most beautiful children in the world. She is finishing a degree in social work - one of the top in her class, and she has run three Warrior/Spartan run things and a done parachute jump this year. She is practically super human. I take huge confidence in the knowledge that she will wear what she wants without worrying that she is 'asking for it'. I know she would raise hell if a male boss ever called her a 'little lady' or tried to feel her up.



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Guy Proposes To Girlfriend On A Lake, Girlfriend Accidentally Knocks Engagement Ring Into The Water

There are many inventive ways to propose to your other half. Some more hazardous than others.



Take, for example, the water-based proposal.



YouTuber Swilk had it all worked out. As he, his girlfriend and their friends headed on their pedal-boat towards the shore, some other friends there were holding up signs. Swilk produced the ring... and then his girlfriend, with a playful "Shut up!", accidentally knocked that ring clean out of his hands and into the water.



We do hope they went and found a metal detector...



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BREAKING NEWS: FIFA Realises Qatar Is A Hot Country

Officials from football's governing body FIFA have realised that Qatar is a hot country.



"When we chose Qatar to host the World Cup in 2022, we had no idea that it's a desert nation with extreme summer temperatures," one FIFA official told HuffPost UK Comedy.



"We were driven everywhere in air-conditioned limousines, went to meetings in air-conditioned rooms and stayed in air-conditioned hotels," said another.



"We thought that's why the people we dealt with wore long robes - to keep themselves warm."



It is believed that FIFA officials failed to notice Qatar's average summer temperatures of 40°C because they were distracted by the gold watches being dangled in front of them and the sound of workers falling from buildings.



The future of Qatar as a World Cup host is now in doubt following FIFA's discovery.



As one German official said, on suddenly realising the situation: “Fans from around the world will be coming and travelling in this heat and the first life-threatening case will trigger an investigation by a state prosecutor.



"Unlike the first life-threatening case involving an immigrant worker, that is not something that FIFA wants to be responsible for."



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German Shepherd Dog Helps Maltese Puppy To Escape From His Kennel

One word, people: teamwork.



Yes, the owner of Twitch the German Shepherd dog and Sophie the Maltese puppy couldn't work out how the latter was managing to escape from her kennel-slash-cage. So she set up a hidden camera... and the truth became known.



Of course, Chihuahuas know how to escape from cages, too - and they can do it all by themselves...



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This Is What It's Like Being Bumped Into By A Giant Whale Shark

Diving. It's not all about befriending moray eels, you know.



Just check out the moment diver Chris Coates encountered a giant whale shark in the Atlantic ocean. As you can see, his fellow diver tried to warn him that the shark was approaching - but it was too late, and the shark ran straight into Coates.



And while the whale shark's diet does include vertebrates, our diver friends weren't really in danger of being eaten. "Despite its size, the whale shark does not pose significant danger to humans," points out Wikipedia. "Whale sharks are docile fish and sometimes allow swimmers to catch a ride."



Maybe all this over-friendly shark was trying to do was give the diver a lift..?!



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Meet The Luckiest Cyclist In Russia

Here at HuffPost UK Comedy, we don't just try to bring you the finest laugh-out-loud (or even smile-quietly-to-yourself) viral videos. Oh, no.



We also like to bring you the greatest hand-over-mouth, oh-em-gee viral videos, too.



Case in point: this clip from Russia, which shows a collision that happened at an intersection in Lyubertsy. Amazingly, nobody was hurt - and as you can see, the cyclist simply got up and walked off (to help the truck driver).



What's Russian for "Phew!"?



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The ‘Blue Moan-tain’ lives up to its name…


You can’t keep a good coffee down.





Found in Shenyang, China.

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Brain Teaser 9/22/2014

Robert took a test of 20 questions. The test was graded by giving 10 points for each correct answer and deducting 5 points for each incorrect answer. Robert answered all 20 questions and received a score of 125. How many wrong answers did he have?

Solution

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Get Hooked On Cryptograms....





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These Frogs Are Fascinated By An iPhone

And why are they fascinated (apart from the fact that: IT'S AN IPHONE)? Because it's showing a video of some worms!



Yes, if you want to fool all of the frogs, all of the time, this is clearly the way to do it.



Someone had better not tell these little guys about the iPhone 6's bigger screen. They'd be all over it! Literally.



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This Dog is NOT Eyeing Up His Owner's Snack. No Way. Not At All. Nope.

Congratulations, adorable fluffy white pooch!



You win our coveted Sneaky Dog Of The Day award.



(Although, be warned: there is a sad ending to this video. For the dog, at least.)



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Drama Student's ‘To Be Or Not To Be' Speech Goes Slightly Wrong

Take one enthusiastic drama student.



Take the famous 'To be, or not to be' soliloquy from Shakespeare's 'Hamlet'.



Take one plastic chair.



And guess what happens?



Yes, sadly this lad's big moment was not to be.



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Today in History for 22nd September 2014

Historical Events


530 - Boniface II begins his reign as Catholic Pope

1529 - Cardinal Thomas Wolsey stripped of office as Lord Chancellor of England

1913 - Coal mine explosion kills 263 at Dawson New Mexico

1944 - Boulogne reoccupied by Allies

1988 - South Korean coaches attack NZ referee after disputing his decision, Olympic Korean boxer stages a 67 minute sit-in

2013 - 65th Prime time Emmy Awards: Breaking Bad and Modern Family win


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Famous Birthdays


1919 - Jack Russell, Saratoga Springs NY, singer (Your Show of Shows)

1922 - Chen Ning Yang, China, US physicist/disproved parity (Nobel 1957)

1941 - Jeremiah Wright, American pastor

1946 - King Sunny Ade, Nigerian singer

1953 - Ségolène Royal, French politician

1978 - Ed Joyce, Irish-English cricketer


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Famous Deaths


1197 - Petrus Cantor, French theologist (Verbum Abbreviatum), dies

1607 - Alessandro Agnolo Allori, Italian painter/carpet designer, dies at 72

1737 - Michel Pignolet de Monteclair, composer, dies at 69

1956 - Frederick Soddy, English chemist, Nobel Prize laureate, dies at 79

1985 - Axel Springer, German newspaper magnate (Bild Zeitung), dies at 73

1994 - Leonard Geoffrey Feather, jazz critic/musician, dies at 80


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