Tuesday 21 October 2014

Today's Daily Brain Teaser (Oct 22, 2014)

The Doctor And The Bus Driver



A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl with the unusual name of Pibbles. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Pibbles seven apples. Why?





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After waiting more than 24 hours for treatment…

After waiting more than 24 hours for treatment in an NYC psychiatric hospital, a woman collapsed, convulsed, and died in the waiting room and remained there for an hour before anyone checked on her.






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Lyudmila Pavlichenko, a female Soviet sniper…

Lyudmila Pavlichenko-cropped Lyudmila Pavlichenko, a female Soviet sniper with 309 credited kills, toured the US in 1942 to gain support for a second front in Nazi-occupied Europe; the press was more interested in her appearance and if she wore make-up on the front lines.






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One of the the bizarre effects of hypothermia…

One of the the bizarre effects of hypothermia is “Paradoxical Undressing” where the victim removes their clothes, speeding up heat loss.






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U.S. Pennies dated 1944 – 1946 were minted…

penny U.S. Pennies dated 1944 – 1946 were minted with rifle and artillery-shell casings from WWII.






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In 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used…

In 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.






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in 1946 an African American man impersonated…

in 1946 an African American man impersonated Adolf Hitler and wrote letters to American fascists and Nazi supporters asking for money to fund a surprise attack.






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Elephant Charges Hikers At Kruger National Park, They Incredibly Stand Their Ground

Picture the scene. You're taking part in a walking safari through Kruger National Park, South Africa. Suddenly, an elephant approaches. And then stops. And then approaches further... in a really rather scary, stampeding sort of way.



Watch what happened when this group of hikers did what you're supposed to do in such a situation - which is: stand your ground.



Yes, we're not just about the LOLZ here at HuffPost UK Comedy. We're also about the Hand Over Mouth, Thank Goodness It's Not Us moments. Of which this, it has to be said, is one.



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When Spiders Attack... The News

Spiders! They get everywhere. In your hair. On a studio floor. Inside a TV camera. As this compilation from News Be Funny proves.



Something tells us they did this especially for the run-up to Halloween. It's certainly slightly terrifying - especially if you're afraid of arachnids, of course. You have been warned!



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Momo The Dog Is Hiding In These Pictures. Can You Find Him?

Ohio State University Marching Band Perform A Tribute To Classic Rock, And It's Amazing

The Ohio State University marching band is, it has to be said, a thing of wonder.



Their intricately choreographed routines - performed at half-time during Ohio State football games - have made them into global stars. And this latest video is just going to add to the acclaim.



Check out their homage to classic rock bands, from Van Halen to The Who. It even includes the recreation of a giant pinball machine.



How do they do this and play the instruments? If we were in a marching band, we'd be more like Woody Allen...







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This 10-Week-Old Dachshund Puppy Has Already Worked Out How To Ring A Bell For Treats

We think this dog may be as bright as us. Yes, that bright.



Maddie the Dachshund may only be 10 weeks old - but her owner has already trained her, Pavlov-style, to ring a bell in order to get her next doggy treat.



Surely full butler service is just weeks away...



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Two Playful Goats Vs Two Patient Donkeys

Got one minute and 15 seconds to spare?



Good.



Make your day infinitely brighter by watching these two pygmy goats playing on two (very patient) donkeys. It's both adorable and funny in equal measure.



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Brain Teaser 10/21/2014

The local library decided to hand out some of its old books to its 1400 borrowers. To each of the female borrowers they gave 6 books and to each male borrower they gave 4 books. If only half of the females in town and three quarters of the males in town accepted the books how many books were given away?

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Hurricane Gonzalo Caused By Success Of The Movie 'Pride', Says Ukip Councillor

The first extreme storms to batter Britain in some months have been caused by the success of the film 'Pride', says a Ukip councillor.



"The passage of the Same Sex Marriage Act led to serious storms and floods," the councillor told HuffPost UK Comedy. "It was then followed by the Sahara rain dust deposits, which were caused by the first gay wedding ceremonies.



"It logically follows that Hurricane Gonzalo is a direct result of the box office success and critical acclaim garnered by 'Pride', a film about homosexuals."



The Ukip councillor has also called for the storm's name to be changed to Hurricane Calypso.



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Stars of the film 'Pride' gather on a surprisingly clement day in London





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Sebastien The Newfoundland Dog Performs Tricks, But Can't Stop Complaining About It

Remember Sebastien, the dog who played the cutest games of hide-and-seek we've ever seen?



Well, he's back. And once again, proving his human instincts.



Because Sebastien really doesn't want to perform these tricks his owner is making him do.



And thus Sebastien is, basically, all of us.



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The Buddha himself was not a vegetarian and did…

The Buddha himself was not a vegetarian and did not urge his disciples to become vegetarian either. In matter of fact, earlier teachings actually encourage the consumption of meat. Even today, you’ll find Buddhists who still eat meat willingly.






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The type of number called the “Tuple”…

The type of number called the “Tuple” (Single, Double, Triple, Quadruple) goes past ten, twenty, even fifty! The tuple for 25 is Quinvigintuple, the tuple for 100 is centuple, the tuple for 8 is octuple, etc.






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Today in History for 21st October 2014

Historical Events


1774 - First display of the word "Liberty" on a flag, raised by colonists in Taunton, Massachusetts and which was in defiance of British rule in Colonial America.

1958 - 1st women in British House of Lords

1979 - 10th NYC Marathon won by Bill Rodgers in 2:11:42

1987 - Nobel prize for economy awarded to Robert M Solow

1989 - Buck Helm found alive after being buried 4 days, in SF earthquake

1992 - Madonna's book "Sex" goes on sale


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Famous Birthdays


1885 - Egon Joseph Wellesz, Austria, composer/musicologist

1940 - Don Ritter, (Rep-R-PA, 1979- )

1940 - Manfred Mann, [Michael Lubowitz], South Africa, rocker (Mighty Quinn)

1943 - Ron Elliott, rocker

1944 - Janet Ahlberg, illustrator

1982 - Matt Dallas, American Actor


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Famous Deaths


1422 - Charles VI, King of France (1380-1422), dies at 54

1896 - James Henry Greathead, British engineer (b. 1844)

1955 - Roy Minnett, cricketer (Australian all-rounder prior to WW I), dies

1969 - Jack Kerouac, US writer (Doctor Sax, On the Road), dies at 47

1993 - Scott Heiser, US photographer (Interview), dies at 44

1998 - Francis W. Sargent, 64th Governor of Massachusetts (b. 1915)


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Winston McKenzie Defends The Ukip Calypso In The Most Bizarre Newsnight Debate Ever

Winston McKenzie has stepped in to defend the controversial Ukip Calypso song in what was arguably the most utterly bizarre Newsnight segment in the show's history.



Ukip's commonwealth spokesman McKenzie, who failed in his bid to get elected as a councillor in Croydon after calling his own constituency "a dump" - got into a heated debate last night with DJ Nihal from the BBC's Asian Network, who did well not to walk away from the farcical argument.



READ MORE: Ukip Calypso Song Mercilessly Mocked On Twitter And Rightly So





Discussing former Radio 1 DJ Mike Read's track, which sings the praises of the anti-EU party and its leader Nigel Farage, referred to as "The Guv'nor", the Ukip spokesman told presenter Evan Davis he thought Read was "good man… it's crazy'"



Denying that the track, which features the ex-DJ singing with a mock Caribbean accent, is racist Winston said: "From ever since the beginning of time, the Beatles, Elvis, the Rolling Stones - they've taken up the black man's music."



"Now when I heard this song for the first time, I thought to myself 'a white boy singing calypso - fantastic," the former professional boxer and motivational speaker added.



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As Nihal spluttered in horror, Winston, who also fancied his chances of reaching pop stardom on ITV talent show the X-Factor in 2005, said that he hopes Reed will now join him for a duo.



"I can sing the white song, he can sing the black song," he said.



In stark contrast to Winston's infatuation with Read's track, Nihal said that his initial reaction was "that it made my ears vomit."



"It was the naffest I have ever heard," he said, to which a furious Winston exclaimed "get out of here! Come on my man! Get real!"



Telling Winston to "calm down for a minute", Nihal tried to explain that most of the listeners on the BBC's Asian network said they would not vote for Ukip as it is seen as a racist party - a claim not helped by Reed's song, he added.



"It's a joke, a poor joke," Nihal argued. "Have you got Noel Edmonds singing Land Of Hope And Glory," he asked as the debate descended into Winston repeating "Listen to me, listen to me. Listen. Listen."



Launching into a tenuous argument about how Ukip isn't racist, Winston explained: "This all stems from the PCC [sic] brigade and the media, y'know we have got to walk away from this thing, grow up and be sensible."



As Nihal tried to intervene, any illusion of decorum from the Ukip spokesman disappeared as Winston shouted: "My man be quiet" warning "don't get shirty with me man."



As Davis desperately tries to calm the situation, and fails, the interview thoroughly disintegrated into farce as Winston denied he would "mix with racists" by pointing at a knitted fox badge on his jacket.



"This fox is Nigel Farage," he says. "This is the Ukip fox that's come to lay down the policies that people want, that all the people off Britain are screaming."



Nihal, resigned to his fate, sat back in exasperation as Winston repeated that Read's song is "fantastic" and "good luck to him."



Somewhat unsurprisingly, the discussion sparked an internet frenzy with viewers saying the debate made them want to "just go and die quietly in a corner."

































And let us never forget McKenzie's enthusiastic bids to stop the legalisation of gay marriage in the UK, when he likened adoption by same-sex parents to child abuse.



Or when the pub he and his brothers owned was closed down after a police raid led to 25 people being charged with drugs and firearms offences. (McKenzie was not arrested or charged.)



Winston was also the shining star of Twitter during the May local elections after this spectacular Sky News interview:







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Read meanwhile has defended his song, which is 50-1 to go straight in the charts at number one according to bookmakers Paddy Power, as "simply a bit of fun" after listeners took offence.



Read said: "Look, I work in a delightfully multicultural business and adore doing accents. The calypso is simply a bit of fun and not meant to be remotely offensive.



"Apologies of course if anyone has taken offence, but I have worked and sung in Jamaica for the tourist board and often have fun with the guys out there doing the accent.



"Bit of fun ... no offence."



The song, which includes the lyrics "when we take charge and the new prime minister is Farage", also takes aim at the European Union.



In one verse, Read sings: "With the EU we must be on our mettle, want to change our lawnmowers and our kettles".



The former Conservative supporter also warns his listeners against trusting the Prime Minister, singing: "The British people have been let down, that's why Ukip is making ground. From Crewe to Cleethorpes, from Hull to Hendon, they don't believe Cameron's referendum."



Read, who currently hosts an afternoon show on BBC Berkshire, spent more than a decade at Radio 1.

He hit the headlines in 1984 when he refused to play the Frankie Goes to Hollywood single, Relax, because he objected to its lyrics.



A BBC spokeswoman said Read had not breached the corporation's guidelines on impartiality by recording the song.



Read has also turned his hand to musicals, but his show about the life of writer Oscar Wilde closed after one night after dreadful reviews and poor ticket sales.



He is not the first DJ to cause a stir with his political opinions. In the run-up to the 1983 general election, Kenny Everett appeared on stage at a Young Conservative rally wearing a pair of giant foam hands and shouted "let's bomb Russia".



In a dig at the then leader of the Labour Party, he also chanted: "Let's kick Michael Foot's stick away."



Farage provided a link to the track, which is credited to The Independents, on Amazon and urged his followers to "help get the Ukip Calypso by The Independents to Number 1".



Not all the reviewers were complimentary, with one Amazon customer writing: "My god, the musical equivalent of the Ebola virus. Anyway, isn't calypso music a bit foreign for Ukip?"



Another said: "Pretty sick with faux Jamaican accent."



The track did have some fans, with one listener saying: "Brilliant and so true! Love Ukip." http://ift.tt/10gS1Dy



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