Tuesday 11 November 2014

Today's Daily Brain Teaser (Nov 12, 2014)

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Reveal the quote by eliminating the letters of the alphabet that are not part of the quote. The unused letters go in alphabetical order from A-Z.



ATBAKCEDCAERFEOGFHTIHEJMINKUT

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Jon Stewart On 'Rosewater' Film And Whether He'll Continue With The Daily Show After 2015

Jon Stewart discussed his debut film “Rosewater” on HuffPost Live on Tuesday, telling Roy Sekoff about the difficulties of making the drama based on the memoir of Maziar Bahari, who was imprisoned by Iran in 2009 as an American spy.



The film is The Daily Show host’s debut as a writer and director, which due to the political content has been decried by authorities in Iran as the work of Zionists.



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Last week, Francois Gissy strapped rockets to a bicycle and reached 207 MPH (333 km/h) in under five seconds. What did you do last week?







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Some Clarity on Dapper Laughs

HOW CAN CARDIFF UNIVERSITY BAN DAPPER LAUGHS FROM PERFORMING? THAT'S CENSORSHIP?



Cardiff University's student union have every right to choose who performs on their premises. He has not been censored. He is free to perform anywhere that wants him to perform. That is the right of any venue and a right we all have. If I had a man knock on my front door saying, "Excuse me - do you mind if I go to the toilet on your living room floor?" I don't have to say "Sure, I'll wait in the kitchen." In the same way, Cardiff University's Student Union don't need to invite someone who wants to crap on all their female students. If Britain First approached Cardiff and said, "Can we hold a white's only disco in your union?" the union doesn't have to say yes and they are not censors for exercising their freedom of choice.



HOW CAN YOU BAN HIM FROM TV? THAT'S CENSORSHIP



Dapper Laughs show wasn't banned. His series ran for it's full length on ITV2. The channel decided they won't recommission a second series. That is not a ban and to argue this is a way to reframe the debate and shift things from the true discussion about misogyny that should be taking place. A TV show not being picked up or recommissioned happens every day. This is no more an act of censorship than Gok Wan's Baggage not getting a second series or Don't Scare The Hare. The channel have weighed up many factors and decided they won't recommission Dapper Laughs on the Pull. In this instance it's because it's come to their attention that the show they have made is misogynistic and degrading to women. It's a shame the show's makers couldn't see that before hand. No one has an inalienable right to be on TV. Dapper Laughs can advocate domestic abuse and sexual predation if he wants to. A TV station is under no obligation to give him a platform to do so.



BUT WHAT ABOUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH?



Again, your question is misplaced and it's an unhappy attempt to shift things from the true discussion about sexism and misogyny that should be taking place. Countless women are explaining eloquently and patiently about the issues affecting them and you can't even listen to their concerns at face value. You have to stifle their voice and make this debate about something else.



Moreover, free speech is a red herring here. No-one is saying Dapper doesn't have the right to say any of the things he says. But anyone suggesting that men and women who find Dapper Laughs abhorrent should sit back and let him say and do whatever he wants without any response appear to be the real people with an affinity for stifling free speech.



In fact, they actually appear to misunderstand the nature of free speech, democracy or the history of how human beings evolve ideas - namely - one person says one thing - another person says something in counterpoint. As a result ideas evolve and develop. In the tussle between ideas and values the better ideas and values will hopefully win. That's what's taking place here. An exchange of ideas. Dapper Laughs has not been censored or banned. He is free to articulate his ideas and values in any public space, on the internet, on any media that will have him or any venue that wants to hear him. His freedom of speech has not been taken away from him any more than yours has. Have you been censored because right now you don't have an ITV2 show? Grow up. Stop being disingenuous and stop doing everything you can to stifle the voices who would like to have a legitimate discussion about misogyny, abuse and sexual harassment.



BUT WHAT ABOUT DAPPER LAUGHS?



What about the woman whose picture he posted on Facebook saying she was obsessed with him and needed to "finger herself" and invited his fans to bully her? What about the woman on twitter who he invited his fans to abuse and then proceeded to favourite tweets that included sentiments like, "some bloke has given her a right hook. Her fucking jaw is all twisted, like her soul. Lmao", "I hear she got attacked by some bloke, she said are you going to rape me, no fuck off your to ugly". What about the woman journalist he invited his fans to bully who then received a torrent of misogynistic hate? What about the women he harasses and publicly degrades in his vines? What about grow the fuck up what kind of world do we live in where the pity and concern is for the poor boy who has been the abuser and the bully and not the women who have had to put up with shit? This was even the closing sentiment of the presenter conducting a Channel Four news debate last night. The spirit of Ched Evans lives on.



POSTSCRIPT



I never called for Dapper Laughs to be banned or censored. I never signed the petition to cancel his show. For me it has always been about a battle for values taking place - between those who think sexism should be confronted and those who are either sexist or happy to allow sexism to exist. I unapologetically think that the value of defeating sexism should win and that giving publicity to positive narratives surrounding gender is conducive to that battle.



What I've learned from all this is that a million reasons can be thought up to justify doing nothing in this world and to allow crap to continue to happen. Some of this comes from an internal voice: "Don't do this, you'll feel silly, it's embarrassing, don't get egg on your face, what if you're wrong, it could affect your work, let someone else do it, no one will miss me from the debate, I don't want conflict, I don't like confrontation, people will have a go at me, I don't want the headache, some of my peers might not agree with me, I'm putting myself out there."



And then there are the voices of others who argued the erroneous freedom of speech issues I discuss above or who tried to argue that expressing a point of view on something is somehow pompous or self-regarding. In most instances all but one of these people offered any solutions or alternative ideas on how to combat misogyny and for the most part it felt like they were justifying their own inactivity. They literally concluded, "What can you do?" The result is they justified doing nothing even when admitting there was a problem and that people were suffering.



This is what I've learned and my final thoughts on the topic:



There are very few easy choices in life. For the most part we only have difficult decisions to make. The nature of a difficult decision means that there are pros and cons on both sides. You have to show some leadership and make a choice rather than dither into inactivity. Very few decisions will be 100% "clean" - but you have to make a choice and then act - accepting that the potential good of your action outweighs the potential negative.



In this instance I was aware of how my motivations could be misrepresented and misconstrued - but I felt strongly enough and had enough conviction in my mind to make me swallow my butterflies and speak up. I wrote an open letter to ITV about the show. I didn't expect much interest outside of a small circle within the industry. The most I hoped for was that maybe some individuals in TV might read it and add misogyny to the list of things they'd keep an eye out for in the same way that they would with racism and homophobia.



The article ending up being seen by a million people and a huge discussion about sexism and misogyny has arisen not just from my piece - but from the many others that have been written. These discussions have played out in the national press and on TV and radio. I'm told the article helped encouraged the students behind Cardiff University's campaign to decline giving a platform to a performer espousing misogyny on their student campus. More articles and attention sprang up. This led to tens of thousands of people signing a petition against Dapper's show - which though I didn't sign or endorse - did expose thousands of people to some very eloquent articulations on sexism and how to combat it. Those who signed that petition may feel the buzz of "victory" and will be not only more informed but inclined to speak up again in the future. The charity Shelter ended up raising a ton of cash for the homeless because they took a position on the issue. Two good causes now getting publicity - help for the homeless and combating sexism.



Social media became awash with people challenging and explaining the many shades of sexual harassment to those who didn't get it. Many people still don't get it but those who do have got better at articulating themselves and have perhaps won others over. A group of comedians signed a statement speaking out against misogyny in comedy. This was picked up by the national press exposing people to yet more positive gender narratives. All in all, a ton of people did a ton of stuff in the name of confronting the normalization of misogyny.



As I say, although few actions in life are 100% perfect, I believe that in the jostle between pros and cons, more good has come from people taking action in this instance than if they had erred on the side of doing nothing.



You will still get smart arses who say, "Ooh - now that Dapper Laughs is gone has sexism disappeared!" - a smug, contrarian position of wannabe aloofness - trying to justify in their own mind that it's okay for them do nothing to try and bring about positive change in the world. All I would say to them is, I'm glad you recognize sexism still exists. Seeing as you do and you are clearly bothered by it - go and do something about it - otherwise you're full of shit.



So that's that.



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Upon release of the famous YMCA song by Village People, the actual…

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The original ‘Mind the Gap’ recording used on the London Underground…

London-underground The original ‘Mind the Gap’ recording used on the London Underground was restored at Embankment station last year because the actor’s widow was comforted to hear her husband’s voice again.






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John Swartzwelder, a contributor to The Simpsons, liked writing and chainsmoking…

John Swartzwelder, a contributor to The Simpsons, liked writing and chainsmoking in a coffee shop so much that when California banned smoking in public places, he simply purchased his regular booth, installed it in his home, and continued his work as if nothing had changed.






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Up until the early ’90’s, appliances sold in Britain were NOT required to have a plug on them. If you purchased a toaster, you were expected to buy a plug and wire it in.






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The Unchecked White Guy

In the past couple of months there's been a significant number of straight, white comedians, here and in the US, coming under fire online for expressing views (or at times making jokes) that the left and left leaning found anywhere from uncomfortable to reprehensible.



Bill Maher, Jimmy Carr, Andrew Lawrence, Artie Lange, Anthony Cumia etc... More than enough has been written on each. Some of the responses, valid and from the people directly involved and/or affected - most of them hyperbolic and opportunistic. My two cents at this point would be grossly over-priced.



My reaction to online outrage is almost always initially contrary. Gut checking someone on twitter or facebook has started to have an air of tattle tailing. And to mock said righteous indignation has become widely misconstrued as supporting the tattled.



But offended people repeating the very sentences that have offended them will always been intrinsically funny to me. It is a fart in church and I am 12. Frankie Boyle has never made me laugh harder than when his act is regurgitated by an outraged lawyer. I take a great deal of glee in the very specific type of self-unawareness involved in claiming moral indignation by words while reciting them verbatim. As if to declare, "It's OK when I say it. I'm just saying what they said. I am the offended, the king of context and these are my words to subvert". Surely such hypocritical dobbing doltishness is to be openly derided by anyone with even half a funny bone.



But then on my podcast this week my guest, Asian Australian comedian Nick Sun, got me thinking. He warned me that Australia under an uber-conservative liberal government has become more openly racist. (Yes - in Australia, the conservatives are called the liberals: a sneaky white trick if there ever was one) Staggeringly, white Australian males yell, "go home" at him in the street in a way that never happened years ago.



As I write this en-route to Malaysia I wonder if perhaps the unchecked white guy needs an eye kept on him.



As a straight white male, in the western world, we're still pretty much top of the heap. And being middle aged is even sweeter. Cops call me sir and these days it would actually take a little bit of effort on my part to get punched in the head by a stranger, let alone raped in an alleyway. There's not a whole lot holding us back beyond the consciences of each other. Overall, we have our run of things and in the wild? Man, we run hog wild.



The only time the unchecked white guy ever really has to contend with overt suspicion is when he heads anywhere predominantly habited by children on his own. So stick him in Bangkok for a week - without the ever-tutting eye of white, liberal douchbaggery - I give him 48 hours before he loses his mind, descends into a Kurtz-like figure and the strip bars become suspiciously younger.



I'm joking of course. But to put this in perspective, the last time I gigged in Cambodia no middle aged white guy travelling on his own would look my wife in the eye. It's hardly a thriving economy. They can't all have been there on business. And the MC, normally one of the mildest mannered men on the circuit, took all of 24 hours to catch dysentery and punch out a heckler.



The Internet is the proverbial aforementioned holiday in Cambodia - home of the anonymous and unchecked. Scroll down the comments page on any youtube clip and you'll see there are a WHOLE lot "N' bombs and rape fantasies actively not being held in. I almost want to reply, "Guys this is a video of Christopher Walken telling us how to cook a chicken. Why are you calling each other nigger-loving faggots?"



I will, forever, defend poor taste jokes. That is how I make my living after all. But I concede that perhaps my own self-awareness will never be auto-didactic. That maybe, I, the unchecked white guy, need a bit of online dobbing in here and there? To be honest, I'm not entirely sure. And I'm really suspicious of anyone who is, albeit, the dobber or the dobbee.



I have the freedom to be a dick of course. But maybe if I'm a dick, other people have the freedom to call me a dick. Even if they are being a bit of a dick about it. It might be what's stopping me from keeping human heads in my freezer.



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European Comedy Tour Journal, Day Six: Ghent

I am comedian Kai Humphries. Each autumn I tour throughout the UK with my fellow stand-up and flatmate Daniel Sloss. This year we also roll out the tour to Europe for the first time, visiting 18 major cities over 21 dates. To amuse myself whilst we travel between cities (and whilst Daniel snores) I am keeping a journal of our adventures in the style of a scientific journal where my study subject is Daniel and my role as his support act is merely a disguise to cover up my true objective which is to psycho-analyse his behaviour.



Day: Six



Date: 1 November 2014



Destination: Ghent



Subject: Daniel Sloss



11:00

This is the first morning of the experiment that we haven't been required to vacate the hotel and catch scheduled transportation to another destination. This is refreshingly pleasant for me because not only did I get some much needed rest to nurture the consequences of last night's Pinot Noir but it chiefly provided me with an opportunity to distance myself from my test subject for long enough to remember who I am.



The trouble with the morning upheavals is that we encounter multiple transactions with personnel from various outposts of the service industry, who if less than adequate at their profession, sculpt Daniel's temperament into that of a cantankerous old man with children on his lawn. You'd think life had to throw you war time depression, the loss of your betrothed and a life time of shattered dreams, then finally having your bones claimed by arthritis, notifying you that your best years are over and you haven't won but you must keep playing until those same bones are claimed by the dirt, before you could be ground down to a state of such vehement bitterness. Wrong. Daniel, at the ripe age of twenty-four finds himself of this emotional constitution if you take fifteen minutes getting his latte order wrong while he's in a hurry at 8am.



I was eating a platter of cold meats and cheese in the breakfast bar when Daniel spotted me, took a seat and ordered a drink which arrived promptly, I saw the ghost of what looked like a smile on his face before he said "last night was fun." Today is a good day.



17:00

We've spent the afternoon scratching our heads. Although we were handed the opportunity to explore the beautiful city of Antwerp we rather maturely decided to invest the time granted to us by our prolonged residency in working together on a humorous manuscript. The time was wasted. We attempted to water some ideas in the hope that they'd bloom, but unfortunately the soil lacked some essential nutrients today so the ideas undeniably wilted. It would have been a fruitful harvest had we been willing to compromise our personal integrity, however, arranging words in such a mystifying way that they appear to have the structure of jokes but are inconsequentially void of any impact or reward is something that has already been done by Chuck Lorre and we didn't want to steal his formula.



I have not let this erode my spirit as we are being chauffeured to a gig in the neighbouring town of Gent very shortly, which I am happy to anticipate. We have an exciting day on the horizon tomorrow as we will descend upon the liberal haven of Amsterdam where we will indeed be joined by some of my fellow professors who will accompany me in the clinical trials of my subject. I predict they will provoke some behavioural anomalies for me to report, of which I am very much looking forward to. Being mindful of our impending debauchery we have concurred that it would be best practice to simply enjoy the sights of the castle tonight then bed down early, free from intoxication.



03:20

That didn't go to plan, it turns out when all of the key components of an exquisite evening are of the highest standard; great venue, expensive gin, nice weather, outstanding company... It really tests your resolve when it comes to bringing the day to a premature conclusion. In short, we wanted it to go on forever. Belgium, I salute you.



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John Oliver Shoots Salmon At Celebrities Including Jon Stewart, JJ Abrams And Homer Simpson

Did you know that America has invented a salmon cannon for shooting, yes, salmon?



No? Well, nor did John Oliver. Until now.



And he's been having a lot of fun with the idea... as this latest clip from 'Last Week Tonight' shows.



Ready... aim...



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This Lyrebird Makes A Sound Just Like A Sci-Fi Laser Gun

"This bird makes a sound just like a laser gun from a sci-fi movie."



"Liar!"



"That's right, it is a lyre."



*laughs forever*



No, but seriously. This lyrebird really does sound like it's shooting a laser gun. Everybody duck! (Sorry.)



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HuffPost UK Comedy Yo Alerts Deliver Hilarity Gold Right To Your Phone

Here at HuffPost UK Comedy, we're all about bringing you the very best in funny and feelgood videos, pictures, jokes, features and whatever else we know you'll love.



And we're always thinking of the best way to get these little gems to you.



With that in mind, we're introducing Yo alerts to bring you the cream of the day's funniness before anyone else gets it.



Here's how to sign up. It's very simple. No, really...



1) Download the Yo app here for iOS or here for Android.



2) On the home screen click the '+' sign and type 'HUFFPOSTUKCOM' and then give it a tap.



There, you're all signed up!



And don't worry, we'll only send you the best one or two pieces of the day - we don't want to swamp you.



Also, you're not sharing any personal data with us, so there's no chance of us passing it on to any third parties.



So there you have it. Get involved, yo! (Sorry.)



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This Government Pie Chart Reveals How They REALLY Spend Your Taxes

The government has sent out 'Annual Tax Summary' letters showing voters exactly how their tax money is being spent. We have to say, it's pretty honest...



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Putting 'Every Breath You Take' Into A Minor Key Makes It Even Creepier Than The Original

You may remember Chase Holfelder from his brilliant reworking of 'Girls Just Want To Have Fun'.



Well, his 'major into minor' series of songs continues.



Check out his version of The Police's 'Every Breath You Take' - a song which may be a list of words that rhyme with 'cake', but one that's always had dark undertones... and never more so than it does in his version.



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Woman Videbomb News Reporter By Licking His Face Because America

In which a woman takes videobombing to a whole new level, by licking the face of KOIN 6 News reporter Tim Becker on US midterm election night in Oregon.



Well, it was the night marijuana was legalised...



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This Shih Tzu Dressed As A Teddy Bear Is The Best 11-Second Video You'll See Today

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Munchkin.



Munchkin is a Shih Tzu... OR IS SHE?!



A quick gander at Munchkin's official Facebook page shows how her owner Cindy Roth created the costume...













Nice work, Cindy. And beautiful modelling, Munchkin.



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Why Understanding Dapper Laughs Is Probably Better Than Hating Him

Like a lot of people in the last week I've been on a crash course. I've binged on Vine. I've read every outraged blog. I've even watched two troubled media types debate on Newsnight - yes, Newsnight - the enigma, the phenomenon, the [INSERT OFFENCE WORD OF CHOICE] that is Dapper Laughs.



What I've managed to glean from my research is, like Ukip, that Dapper Laughs seems to represent the few, but has somehow managed to elbow himself into the minds, newspaper pages and Facebook accounts of the many.



His really, really, really tatty six second videos are genuinely naff. They're a sort of unironic Viz being played out in human form. Sid the Sexist for the millennials, if you like. The main difference is that during my crash course I didn't register a single laugh. This guy is 'proper' unfunny. But not only that. He's views are dangerous. His jokes about rape are threatening. He's more than unlikeable.



But here's the paradox of Dapper Laughs. He's popular. This pied piper of Twattery has build an army of 1.7million followers on Facebook. For some perspective Ed Miliband - potentially the next prime minister - has 56,500 likes. Dave Cameron - the actual PM - has 398,000. Like it or not, this guy is influential and talks to a generation of men in a way very few people can.



Earlier this week ITV announced it will not continue to air the controversial Dapper Laughs on The Pull show. It seems execs, in the race to grow audience, miscalculated the impact on their brand hiring this guy would have.



One blog we've previously published on the Huffington Post about Dapper Laughs has gone viral and I recommend you read it.



In it Lee Kerns argues about the Dapper Laughs programme.



"What we put on the screen has a real world effect. And this show contributes to a culture of abuse that degrades us all - men and women - boys and girls.



"It is bad for girls evidently as they have to put up with numbskulls like Dapper Laughs, but it is damaging to boys as well by filling their heads with such nasty, disabling nonsense, warping their sense of what real engagement with 50% of Planet Earth's population could be like."



I couldn't agree more. Last week HuffPost UK relaunched its mens section. I wrote:



"Who are the role models educating boys about how they become men with values that benefit society? Who are the mentors working with young men on their confidence so they can achieve great things and grow in a positive way? Who in Britain is helping us build better men?



"We all need to change the way we talk about men because not only does it benefit how they see themselves, but because it will change how they view women. If we can prevent the problems of the past that men have created for women then both sexes win.



"We want to to tackle the things that are endemic amongst men that have now led to crisis points such as male suicide, body image, emotional issues and attitudes towards women."



I stick by this and believe that if, as a society, we are to understand and improve the attitudes of young men towards women then we need to understand exactly who is influencing them.



Who influenced Dapper Laughs? Why does he think his material is important? He's a living, breathing social subject we should learn from. We should probably try to understand him - it's more useful than hating him.



Like a lot of young men, Dapper Laughs needs to be brought into the fold. It's too easy, and possibly too predictable to call for him to be banned. Let's not make a marginalised hero of this guy. Why not follow him on social media so we can understand exactly what it means NOT to be a man and work back from there.



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Fox News Presenter Megyn Kelly Drops The F-Bomb, Says ‘F***abee' Instead Of 'Huckabee'

We don't normally say this about a Fox News presenter, but: poor old Megyn Kelly.



At least Mike Huckabee, former Arkansas Governor, had the good grace to smile...



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Brain Teaser 11/11/2014

A woman was sitting in her hotel room when there was a knock at the door. She opened the door to see a man whom she had never seen before. He said, "Oh I'm sorry. I have made a mistake. I thought this was my room." He then went off down the corridor to the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security to have the man apprehended. What made the woman so suspicious of the man.

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Dapper Laughs' ITV2 Show Is Axed: The Funniest Twitter Reactions

Even before the news broke, it wasn't looking good for Dapper Laughs...










Yes, finally, following complaints, a petition and social media backlash against his show, ITV decided to axe 'Dapper Laughs - On The Pull'.



Or to put it another way:










But while the man himself was no doubt gutted...

















...it's fair to say that the people of Twitter were delighted by the news:






































Although there were some concerns...

















But what's next for the 'comedian'? Well, there's the Alan Partridge scenario...










The DVD option...










The mind-blowing option...










And the alternative careers:

















Still, he might just get a new series...
























Farewell, Dapper. We barely knew ya.












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Dapper Laughs' ITV Show Has Been Cancelled - Here's the Question That Really Needs Asking

On Monday night it was announced that ITV have finally seen sense, and decided to axe Dapper Laughs On The Pull, the TV show starring the controversial Vine star. However, before we start the parties and congratulate everyone for whipping up a Twitter storm, there are a few things to carefully consider.



While for many, Dapper, real name Daniel O'Reilly, appeared out of nowhere and stormed onto ITV2 with his "banter" and poor-taste, sexist 'jokes', ITV didn't actually pluck him from obscurity and decide to single-handedly turn him into a star.



On Vine, O'Reilly was already hugely popular, and at current count he has almost 600k followers, who've viewed his six-second clips over 146million times. At present, for every outraged individual who signed the petition calling for Dapper Laughs On The Pull to be axed, there are 10 people who follow him on Vine - and this is where the problem lies.



While Dapper was met with outrage just days after his show first aired, for a long time, he experienced huge success as one of Vine's budding stars. Whether we like it or not, there are thousands of people who find him funny.



If you need proof of this, check out the Twitter replies to anyone who dare query his sense of humour, or scan the comments on his videos. The question here isn't 'why did ITV2 give this misogynist a show?', instead, we need to ask how the hell he built his online following in the first place.



Yes, ITV should have known better - but what about everyone sat at home, scrolling through his social media accounts and laughing along? Shouldn't they know better than to find him funny? There's been plenty of outcry over "Dapper Laugh's brand of comedy", which gives him far too much credit. O'Reilly didn't single-handedly mastermind the development of the 'lad' character and this style of so-called humour has been around far longer than his six-second clips.



No matter how many people I delete, barely a day goes by without LadBible or UniLad appearing on my Facebook news feed, peddling ideas and jokes that would be familiar - and funny - to many of Dapper's followers. Somehow, we've ended up living in a society that contains over 600k people who have, at some point, sat down and had a chuckle at somebody who trivialises rape, harasses women in the street and is, generally speaking, nothing short of a total dickhead.



The problem is, nowadays, many 'personalities' arrive on our screens without TV companies and media outlets getting involved. While on this occasion, ITV gave Dapper what must have seemed like a helping hand, plenty of stars make it onto our laptops and phones before they do our TVs.



To avoid this situation in the future, we have to take responsibility and weed out the vile 'characters' and sexist 'humour' ourselves. If Dapper Laughs had been questioned when he posted a Vine with the script, "show her your penis, if she cries she's just playing hard to get" a year ago, ITV wouldn't have this problem.



Clearly, we can't rely on corporations and social media to vet hopefuls and celebrities in the making for us. Instead, we need to be more open to questioning 'jokes' posted online and flagging up offensive content when it first appears - ideally before these 'stars' get TV shows. http://ift.tt/eA8V8J



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Today in History for 11th November 2014

Historical Events


1572 - Duke of Alva's son Don Fredrik begins siege of Haarlem

1724 - Joseph Blake, alias Blueskin, a highwayman known for attacking "Thief-Taker General" (and thief) Jonathan Wild at the Old Bailey, is hanged in London. (b. c. 1700)

1918 - Emperor Charles I of Austria abdicates

1959 - 1st episode of "Rocky and His Friends" airs

1961 - Stalingrad renamed Volgograd

2000 - In Kaprun, Austria, 155 skiers and snowboarders die when a cable car catches fire in an alpine tunnel.


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Famous Birthdays


1724 - Willem A Alting, governor-general of Neth-Indies (1780-97)

1895 - Jacov Gotovac, composer

1901 - F. Van Wyck Mason, American author (d. 1978)

1915 - William Proxmire, (Sen-D-WI, 1957-88) (Golden Fleece Awards)

1934 - Elzbieta Krzesinska, Poland, long jumper (Olympic-gold-1956)

1947 - Brad Lee Sexton, bass guitarist


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Famous Deaths


1638 - Cornelis Cornelisz, "of Haarlem", painter, dies at about 76

1686 - Otto von Guericke, German scientist, inventor, and politician (b. 1602)

1862 - James Madison Porter, American politician (b. 1793)

1901 - Antonio Zamara, composer, dies at 72

1938 - Typhoid Mary, carrier of the typhoid disease (b. 1869)

1977 - Greta Keller, Vienna-born cabaret singer and actress (b. 1903)


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