Wednesday 17 September 2014

Today's Daily Brain Teaser (Sep 18, 2014)

Riddle Me Not



I can be huge.

Or unusually small.

Kids use me daily.

Makes tales that are tall.



I can be real.

Or just a nice dream.

If you just use this thing.

Real - anything could seem.



I could be a monster.

Or an invention of times.

You can use me to think of ideas.

Or plot out huge crimes.



Without me, you're dull.

Just don't even try.

I just have one more thing left.

Do you know who am I?





Check Braingle.com for the answer.





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Philip K. Dick, the author of the science fiction novel…

4764 Philip K. Dick, the author of the science fiction novel “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?”, published in 1968, said “There will come a time when it isn’t ‘They’re spying on me through my phone’ anymore. Eventually, it will be ‘My phone is spying on me’.” His novel was adapted into the 1982 film “Blade Runner”.






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This Dad's Reaction To Oculus Rift Is Just Priceless

It's Here: The British Remake Of 'Independence Day'

It's coming soon. Possibly. The potential disaster movie of the year...



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Waffles The Cat Gets A Bit Too Excited About His iPad

We don't know much about maths. But we know that a cat + an iPad + a slippery table top = a bad idea.



Also: gravity.



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How Will You Vote In The Scottish Referendum? Use Our Flowchart!

Scottish friends! Still unsure as to how to vote in Thursday's referendum? Perhaps our handy flowchart will help...



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Dating An Actress? Help Is At Hand!

This 'Saturday Night Live' sketch hails from last year - but it's getting a new lease of viral life right now. Plus: it's timeless.



Yes, anyone who's ever dated an actress - or had one as a friend, or even just known one or, hell, been one - will be able to relate to this.



And make sure you watch it 'til the very end, too - because don't worry, ladies, there is a (funny, spot-on) pay-off.



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Dog Joins In With 'If You're Happy And You Know It'

Altogether now: 'If you're happy and you know it, wag your tail...'



Yes, they're not called Great Danes for nothing, you know. They really are great!



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A Scottish Referendum Playlist: 18 Songs For 18 September

Scotland: we know you want to break free. But if you leave me now, we are never, ever getting back together.



Yes, here's our Scottish independence playlist - or as Andy Williams might have put it: 'Music To Cast Your Referendum Vote By'. From the ayes to the noes, we think there's something here for everyone. Including disco fans.



SEE ALSO: The Sky News Scottish Referendum Megamix





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Nice hairs


Please look at my eyes, not my hairs.





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Brain Teaser 9/17/2014

Four children had a race. At the end of the race

four statements were made:



Robert: I didn't come in first or last

David: I didn't come in last

Melissa: I was first

Bailey: I was last

You know that one, and only one, of the children

didn't tell the truth. Who won the race?

Solution

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Don't Just Think Green - Go Green!





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Butterfly Lands On Flautist's Face During Concert Performance - And She Doesn't Bat An Eyelid

Talk about keeping your cool!



Japanese flautist Yukie Ota didn't miss a beat - literally - when a butterly landed on her face during her performance at the Carl Nielsen International Flute Competition in Odense, Denmark. And the creature stayed there for a whole minute, while she played on (Sancan's Sonatine for flute and piano, fact fans).



We do hope she chose 'Flight Of The Bumblebee' for the next round...

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Lee Mack - Hit the Road Mack - Review

Around half an hour into Lee Mack's routine at Sheffield City Hall, he asks one of the technicians to put a spotlight on audience members to his far right.



In a coincidence, Sheffield suffers a power cut that leaves the next 10 to 20 minutes of Mack's routine bizarre to say the least.

It's obvious he's encountered many things over his 20 year career in comedy, from hecklers to rowdy members of the audience, but a blackout was a rarity.



Eventually, power returns to the City Hall, and Mack regains his footing.

Some comedians take their time telling gags, while others are like race car drivers, putting their foot down on the comedy gas pedal and rarely letting up for the duration.

Lee falls into the latter camp, so when he hits that technical speed bump, it's amazing how well he recovers.

(I am a little biased. I've interviewed him a couple of times; think his sitcom Not Going Out is a finely tuned cracker, and his autobiography, Mack the Life, is a great read.)



Pacing the stage like a caged animal, it wasn't hard to see why he's among the best comedians working in the UK today.

Mack does a great job of creating comedy waves, and then surfing the crest.



It helps that his support act was Mike Gunn, one of the best warm-up guys I've seen, though an audience member did generate a superb, unexpected. punchline.



"Do you know what Saga stands for?" asks the comic.

"Send a granny abroad," replied the audience member.

It brought the house down.



It's unlikely you've seen Gunn on the usual panel game circuit, whether it's Mock the Week or 8 out of 10 Cats, but given the quality of his material and his delivery, he deserves mainstream exposure.



The strange thing is, when the audience spilled out onto Sheffield's city streets, it was hard to recall a single punchline from the evening, but even with the technical glitch, it was well worth the 86 mile round trip.



It helps that Gunn and Mack had created such a wave of goodwill, because getting out of Sheffield during a power blackout, with a confused sat nav and traffic lights stuck on red, was no laughing matter.



You may wait for the pending the DVD of Mack's live gigs, but in this case it's well worth 'going out' and catching the duo in action.



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If The Scottish Referendum Was A Romantic Comedy

They've been together for a long time - over 300 years, to be precise. But can their union last?



Check out the trailer for 'United Queendom', a web series created by Bob Denham, which imagines the Scottish independence issue as a gay romantic comedy.



The episodes are now up on YouTube - and, unlike the Scottish referendum, we all get a vote as to what happens next, because each video gives the viewer a chance to decide if the couple should break up or stay together. Now that's what we call democracy in action!



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When the KGB tried to blackmail Indonesian President Achmed Sukarno…

When the KGB tried to blackmail Indonesian President Achmed Sukarno with videotapes of the president having sex with Russian women disguised as flight attendants, Sukarno wasn’t upset. He was pleased. He even asked for more copies of the video to show back in his country.






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Chocolate milk was invented by Jamaicans, then popularized…

Chocolate milk was invented by Jamaicans, then popularized in Europe by an Irish botanist who sold it as medicine






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REVEALED: The Scottish Declaration Of Independence

Yes, we've got our hands on the document - which has clearly been based on the American model...



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Today in History for 17th September 2014

Historical Events


1923 - Sutton Vane's "Outward Bound," premieres in London

1944 - Dutch begin railroad strike against German occupiers

1967 - Shirley Englehorn wins LPGA Shirley Englehorn Golf Invitational

1968 - Gaylord Perry (Giants) no-hits St Louis Cardinals, 1-0

2007 - AOL, once the largest ISP in the U.S., officially announces plans to refocus the company as an advertising business and to relocate its corporate headquarters from Dulles, Virginia to New York, New York.

2010 - The 54 year run of the soap opera As the World Turns ends as its final episode is broadcast.


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Famous Birthdays


1677 - Stephen Hales, English physiologist, chemist, and inventor (d. 1761)

1819 - Thomas Andrews Hendricks, (D) 21st US VP; died in office

1917 - Lawrence Jacob, Atlantic City NJ, artist (Sanitarium)

1956 - Thad Bosley. American major league baseball player

1961 - Pamela Ann Melroy, Palo Alto California, Major USAF/astronaut (sk:STS 92)

1994 - Taylor Ware, American yodeler


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Famous Deaths


1312 - Ferdinand V, king of Castile/Leon, dies at 26

1803 - Franz Xaver Sussmayr, composer, dies

1980 - Anastasio Somoza, former Nicaraguan Pres, assassinated in Paraguay

1984 - Richard Basehart, actor (Rage), dies following several strokes at 70

1993 - Christian Nyby, US director (Big Sleep, Thing), dies at 80

1997 - Red Skelton, comedian (Red Skelton Show), dies at 84


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John Oliver Wades Into The Scottish Referendum Debate, Begs Scotland To Stay Despite That 'A***-Hole' David Cameron

"Scotland and England have been involved in something of a 300-year arranged marriage... and I will be the first one to acknowledge: England has been a little bit of a dick since the honeymoon," says John Oliver - comedian, Englishman and host of American satirical late-night show 'Last Week Tonight With John Oliver'.



Check out Oliver's guide to the Scottish independence debate - including the campaigns, who's funding them and why the Scots don't like that 'a***-hole' David Cameron - above. It all ends in a magnificent plea worthy of any great romantic comedy.



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