Thursday, 4 December 2014

Today's Daily Brain Teaser (Dec 05, 2014)

NME



What phrase is represented below?



NME NME NME

NME I Am NME

NME NME NME





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This Is The Best Santa Claus Venn Diagram You Will See Today

Or, indeed, any day.



Thank you, Stephen Wildish, for neatly explaining Santa Claus's powers in a nutshell. Or rather: a venn diagram...



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Guy Loses Bet, Reenacts Sia's ‘Chandelier' Video Shot For Shot

"Never lose a fantasy football bet," writes Chuck Jose of San Franciso, "or else you will create a shot for shot, homemade version of the music video for Sia's Chandelier."



He's not wrong.



Fortunately for us, however, Jose does a fantastic job. He isn't just a large-ish chap in a blonde wig and cream leotard, oh no. He is a large-ish chap in a blonde wig and cream leotard who knows all the moves and reenacts them pretty much perfectly. Well, apart from the splits. And the pirouettes. And the tumbling. Still, Maddie Ziegler is a tough act to follow - or impersonate.



The whole thing is strangely captivating, rather odd and really very amusing. Bravo, Mr Jose. Bravo.



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Sky News Presenter Panics On Air: 'I've Got No Autocue!'

Yesterday's Autumn Statement was a big day for business reporters, not least Sky News' Ian King. So imagine the panic he must have felt when he realised, too late, that his autocue had failed.



After running down the headline measures from George Osborne's mini-Budget last night, King can was clearly heard shouting in horror: "I've got no autocue!"



The former Times business editor who joined Sky News to front his own show earlier this year then calmly continued. "In just five months, voters will decide to keep George Osborne and his boss David Cameron and his boss in Downing Street," he said, glancing down at notes.



Good save Ian. There but for the grace of God go we all.



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Pryor, Murphy, Carlin... Is It Possible to Have a Comedy Icon In The Modern Era?

It's a weird time for comedy, isn't it? Scratch that. It's a weird time for popular culture in general. Many a time I've mused on the changing shape of "famous" in the 21st century and what that might mean for those that have to wear it. From the singers of the past, so removed from any prospect of over-exposure were they, what with their once-a-year album release and cover-art, maybe a magazine shoot if they were lucky - that all you knew of them was a poster, a ticket stub and the rare occasion they appeared on your TV - though they were huge stars, they retained a bit of privacy. Maybe that's why Bowie or Lennon had that air of mystique behind their stares on photographs. You didn't know what they were thinking. Probably because they weren't constantly bombarding you with tweets telling you what they were thinking.



That's what you get from singers, comedians, actors in 2014. A horse-shit hurricane of constant them. I mean, can you imagine a singer getting to number one that didn't have a Twitter, didn't appear on twenty TV shows before and after? Me either. To be a fan or to be even aware of someone famous now, is to be waterboarded with their publicist's statements.



Who is Kim Kardashian? Seriously. Who is she? I honestly don't know yet I'm already bored of her.



And it's the same with actors and comedians. You see them on talk-shows and magazine shoots, they're vomited out by a PR agency and smeared over everything. There's no mystery to them. And I wonder if that's an unfortunate price we're paying, especially in comedy. How will we ever get excited by a fresh, iconic, superstar comedian? How will we salivate in wonder at the inner workings of their mind, their perspective on the world, if it feels like they rubbed sewage in our fucking eyeballs 24/7 for the entire week



"Here's how I think we should resolve Israel/Palestine..."

"Bore off!? You've been on everything for the past month!?"




As we enter 2015, a year of further technological progress undoubtedly, we'll marvel at what it'll allow us to do; more memes, more hiLOLrious viral videos; It's easy to just assume that we've gained all this freedom and it's all great for comics. But the same as MP3, MySpace and auto-tune had anyone and their Casio keyboard thinking they could be the next Mariah, the truth is: it just opens up the floodgates. You think six-second Vines of guys annoying people in public is annoying? Wait until Google Glass has thousands of bell-ends uploading full-length nonversations, clumsily spliced into entire box-sets of content.



It wouldn't be so bad, of course, if the sheer volume of that content translated into impressive material, or interesting artists, but the truism seems to be quantity not quality. And when a funny video, Vine account, YouTuber or singer does rise to the top? They're all over This Morning, Sunday Brunch, Twitter, guesting on radio shows; We're sandwiched between the drudgey swamps of amateur awfulness...



"Hey I made a funny Vine. It's me pretending to fall over on a treadmill! Haha, lucky I was filming randomly while running on a treadmill!"



...to the over-promoted, know-everything-about-them, megaphone PR of media-trained pro's.



To be known, to be in the public arena is one thing, but it feels like there's a real 'less-is-more' lean to popular culture. Some of the iconic faces of the 70s and 80s, your Elton Johns, Bowies, Eddie Murphys, George Carlins; I wonder how much of their heyday popularity, now retrospectively seen as 'icon' territory, was achieved by their remaining somewhat out of reach? Would we see them as less credible, less iconic, were they booking themselves onto every promotional junket that they could nowadays? Like a needy lover, would we be less enamoured with them if we knew they were permanently contactable within 140 characters, changing their profile pic and uploading daily content to their Instagram? Every day, every magazine, guesting on panel shows - would that "iconic" connotation take a hit?



Is there a correlation between Kate Moss's refusal to do interviews and our seemingly endless fascination with her? Is there a reason why her approach seems to translate into borderline national treasure territory versus less popular or almost forgotten models from the same era (Naomi Campbell, Eva Herzigova, Cindy Crawford)?



There has to be a gap in the market for public personas that shirk Twitter and this omni-media religion. For those that have risen to the standard but grimace at the glitz of it. Those that are of the grade but off the grid. It's telling how refreshing it feels when someone quits Twitter for any other reason than "I'm sorry if my comments caused offence. I'm disabling my account to spend more time with my family".



Even moving away from voluntarily saturating yourself, I wonder if, as Chris Rock suggested, the advent of the smartphone is destined to push stand-ups into doing 'safer' material, for fear of offending/losing the crowd, having it uploaded before it's ready and getting lynched for being racist, sexist or slanderous. I worry that he's right.



I mean, don't get me wrong. The idea that my material may be too edgy or volatile in its genesis stages to risk in front of a room-full of iPhones, before I get to detonate the polished product on a national tour or DVD release - is a concern that myself and all the big comedy agents appear reciprocally delighted to remain unfamiliar with. Though it remains a legitimate concern for the "HBO Special" stable that I hope to one day emulate. And it will only get worse with products like Glass. I mean, you can see someone holding a phone up, recording you. You can bollock them for doing so. But you can't tell someone to take their glasses off when they're paying to see you.



I wonder if in these days of web-stars, leapfrogging the circuit and getting X-Factor-famous in whatever part of popular culture they're hoping to succeed in, if there's a price to pay for having that freedom, that easy route in, with its almost inevitable boom-and-bust story; Do most Christmas No 1s need to turn out like Steve Bernstein? Does every Vine star have to end in a Change.org petition? If Hannibal Buress performs a controversial routine about Bill Cosby, and the amateur-filmed footage of it explodes, he might get 300.000 followers, but does the DVD it would've appeared in need to be shelved?



If a Social Media personality explodes and a hundred thousand people watch his ITV2 show every week, but fifty thousand complain that it's offensive, does the privately educated, ex-City, £120k-a-year CEO of the star's favourite charity have a duty to reject donations because some he and a Twitter mob don't approve of the word "gash"?



Technology is a wonderful thing. And comedy can exploit its collaborative, meritocratic and famously lawless landscape. We can use each of those adjectives to our endless advantage. But sometimes I wonder if progress has taken us so far in one direction - that there's almost as much to benefit in taking a step back from it. http://ift.tt/eA8V8J



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For centuries before refrigeration, Russians dropped live frogs into their milk…

For centuries before refrigeration, Russians dropped live frogs into their milk to keep it from spoiling. Secretions from their skin inhibited the growth of bacteria.






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In Ancient Egypt, little people were well-respected and some were considered…

In Ancient Egypt, little people were well-respected and some were considered to be gods. The Egyptians were tolerant of of many medical disorders, and they thought that caring for all people was a moral duty.






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ABC has been cutting scenes from “A Charlie Brown Christmas”…

ABC has been cutting scenes from “A Charlie Brown Christmas” to make room for more commercials.






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Russian and NATO troops were very close to using force against each…

Russian and NATO troops were very close to using force against each other in Kosovo, 1999. A NATO commander disobeyed the orders he was given, reportedly saying “I’m not going to start the Third World War for you” to his superior, who was later fired.






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Jon Stewart Reacts To The Eric Garner Case: 'If Comedy Is Tragedy Plus Time, I Need More F***ing Time'

Jon Stewart opened Wednesday night’s 'The Daily Show' with a damning take on the "utterly depressing” Eric Garner case.



That day, a Staten Island Grand Jury had decided not to indict a New York City police officer who held Garner - an unarmed African-American cigarette seller - in a chokehold which killed him.



While acknowledging that creative elements of 'The Daily Show' - especially in regards to recent events in Ferguson - can provide "a catharsis, a way of processing emotion that might otherwise be undigested," Stewart is clearly angry and depressed by this latest turns of events. Not least because, as he says, "none of the ambiguities that existed in the Ferguson case exist in the Staten Island case - and yet the outcome is exactly the same."



"If comedy is tragedy plus time, I need more f***ing time," says Stewart. "But I would really settle for less f**ing tragedy.”



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Brain Teaser 12/4/2014

I know what my job is,

The point has been made.

You say I have a big head,

And you're right, I'm afraid.

Put me in my place,

And then leave me alone.

What I need most,

Is someone to drive me home.

What am I?

Solution

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Dog Adorably Begs For A Belly Rub, Unsurprisingly Gets One

Well, who could resist her?



(Once you've actually spotted her, of course. She's very well camouflaged in that chair.)



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10 Ways To Have A Very British Christmas

Americans! And other foreigners! Want to celebrate Christmas like a Brit? Then simply follow the advice of Anglophenia's Siobhan Thompson.



Yes, the woman who brought us such gems as 10 Incredibly British Insults and 17 Different British Accents is back to educate all non-British people. In a festive way.



From pulling crackers to burning letters to Father Christmas (which we confess, is a new one to us), check out her guide to the most thoroughly British Christmas traditions.



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Durk The Horse Loves Nibbling Georgie The Dog

Here at HuffPost UK Comedy, the only thing we like more than an animal friendship is an unlikely animal friendship. So hurrah for Durk and Georgie!



For this pair - a Friesian and a border terrier respectively - are great pals, as you can see from this video.



Although Durk's gentle nibbling of Georgie does get a little, erm, over-enthusiastic at one point... Still, Georgie doesn't seem to mind. Bless!



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This Dog Is REALLY Excited About His Owner Coming Home

That's animals for ya...



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Arby's 'Forgets' Its Advertising Deal With Pepsi... But Makes Up For It In Style (VIDEO)

United States fast food restaurant Arby's made a commercial deal to feature Pepsi in its adverts twice a year... but apparently 'forgot' to make one of those adverts.



The sandwich chain has more than made up for leaving Pepsi out though, with this brilliant 'apology' video, which has had nearly a million view on YouTube.



Over footage of a glass of Pepsi, a deep voice admits that Arby's "messed up and forgot about the second commercial. So here it is. Pepsi. Cool, refreshing and goes great with Arby's sandwiches and other Arby's foods."



Arby's is best known for its meat sandwiches and its trademarked slogan is "We have the meats" - which it replaced with "We have Pepsi" for the video.



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Today in History for 4th December 2014

Historical Events


1665 - Jean Racine's "Alexandre le Grand" premieres in Paris

1832 - French army begins bombing citadel of Antwerp

1982 - 48th Heisman Trophy Award: Herschel Walker, Georgia (RB)

1988 - Amy Benz/John Huston wins LPGA J C Penney Golf Classic

1991 - Muslim Shites release last US hostage Terry Anderson (held 6½ years)

1997 - Nizar Hamdoon warns that Iraq will not allow oil to flow during a third six-month phase of the UN's oil-for-food sale until the UN approves an aid distribution plan


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Famous Birthdays


1798 - Jules Armand Dufaure, French statesman (d. 1881)

1825 - Hynek Ignac Frantisek Vojacek, composer

1905 - Emilio MĂ©dici, president Brazil (1969-74)

1935 - Fred Rumsey, England, cricket lefty pace bowler (5 Tests 1964-65)

1938 - Liesbeth Struppert, actress (Miep Gies-Anne Frank)

1958 - Bill Roy, Versailles Ill, skeet (Olympics-1996)


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Famous Deaths


1585 - John Willock, Scottish reformer

1828 - Robert Jenkinson, 2nd Earl of Liverpool, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom (b. 1770)

1959 - Rosetta Duncan, (Duncan Sisters), dies in an auto accident at 58

1969 - Alceo Toni, composer, dies at 85

2006 - James Kim, American television personality (b. 1971)

2007 - Chip Reese, American professional poker player (b. 1951)


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