Friday 24 October 2014

Today's Daily Brain Teaser (Oct 25, 2014)

Ex Words



The following are clues to words that start with "EX-", but the clues do not refer to the words themselves. They refer to the two words formed when the word is split after the word "EX".

For example, "Ships don't dock there any more" would result in the word "EXPORT (EX PORT)".



Can you get all five words?



1. They don't publish the news any more.

2. Money that isn't worth anything any more.

3. It's not boring any more.

4. It's not used to sleep in any more.

5. It's no longer at the end of the line.







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'The Queen's Tweet': From The Makers Of 'The King's Speech'

In case you missed it - the Queen sent her first tweet today..



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The Week In (Funny) Pictures

A Smart Car or a Sex Life - A Husband Decides

It was an extreme reaction from Mrs Pickwick. You buy a Smart car and our sex life is over.



There were two possible scenarios to interpret this warning. The practical one - that should we consider such activity in a Smart Car, the absence of a back seat and the existence of a short stubby gear stick separating us in the car would render such activity impossible. Or the primitive one - that the sexual appeal of a Smart car was such that it was as if I had slipped on a tank-top, put socks inside my sandals and developed a comb-over, thus rendering possible activity unlikely.



The first was impossible as Mrs Pickwick likes her comfort. Researching our various car purchases over many years, she has focused on miles per gallon, low C02 emissions and the interior specification of the car rather than whether she could receive a damn good rogering on the back seat.



The second was more certain. While I have not possessed a tank-top for some years or been able to achieve a combover owing to an absence of anything to comb, she has regularly rebuked me for the sock/sandals combo or prevented me from leaving the house when my sartorial elegance verges on the sanitorial.



My appetite for a Smart car however remained strong despite the stark message delivered by Mrs Pickwick. The desire for continued Wedded bliss however forced me to accept a small window of open mindedness in which to consider other car choices. In my case, the window was the downstairs toilet window with its frosted glass through which nothing can pass apart from a very small cat.



Out of nowhere, the petrol heads of the family appeared to give their views. The house, phone and cyberspace echoed with new words and phrases such as brake horsepower and ABS. The first I had always thought was the slogan of the anti horse party and the second the opposite of Irritable Bowel Syndrome (Amenable Bowel Syndrome). Well known makes of car were bandied around. This all came to naught. The essential problem is that I have always occupied the fringes of the Middle Class society, accepted only after an Extraordinary General Meeting which went to a vote. This means when it comes to clothes for instance, I apply the principle Pierre Cardin bad, Cardigan good. The relationship of a man and his car needs to be like a ventriloquist and his dummy. For me, a car had to be Orville the Duck to my Keith Harris, Emu to my Rod Hull. Driving a Mini or Audi is like going to work on the back of a sheep - the world is full of them, they all look the same, they smell as they get older, their road holding is poor and their emissions mean they are bad for the planet.



I continued resolute but outwardly silent in my choice of car knowing that Mrs Pickwick's normal stance on disagreement is that resistance is futile. It is normally necessary to turn her using subliminal messages in the same manner that Derren Brown can convince poor unfortunates that they are being chased by the undead. In this case, the lady turned without my intervention advising me one evening that I was right - I should buy a Smart car. This rendered wasted all my efforts to print the word Smart on sheets of toilet paper in Pickwick Towers, sprinkle the word "Smart" liberally in my conversations with her and fill the house with Smarties.



It was love at first sight when I went to the Smart garage seeing what Smart cars were on offer. Provided I could sit in it without my head going through its roof, I knew that a Smart car was now the only mechanical girl for me. And a week later, I plighted my troth with her and we commenced our life journey together slipping out onto the Stevenage Bypass.



Next came the name. The car is small, well designed and sassy with the ability to remove its top in Summer. I thought of my favourite actress Scarlett Johansson who at 5ft 3ins ticks all of the boxes and named her "Scarlett". Mrs Pickwick put a stop to this pointing out that the car contains only one big tit (me) unlike Ms Johansson and is white. Since then, the car has been named Blanche which suits her better although the tit remains - perhaps her surname should be Amazon.



Blanche is surprisingly roomy and possesses helpful technology. Indeed, you can even watch films in her if caught in a traffic jams for extended periods. I can feel a collection of movies appearing in the glove compartment with car themes - VW Beetlejuice, VW Passat to India, 12 Years a Saab, Renault Twingo Unchained and Jurassic Parking.



Blanche makes me smile when I am out for a spin with her and her top is down. Fortunately, she makes Mrs Pickwick smile as well. She does however provoke "Marmite like" responses from friends, families and casual observers who meet her (Blanche that is, not Mrs Pickwick). Many adore her but an equal amount consider her of questionable taste and impossible to spread.



In the end, it has all ended happily after although with one unexpected consequence. The arrival of Blanche has led to there being three people in our marriage now. Mrs Pickwick and Blanche are now an item, so much so that I will soon have to formalise joint custody arrangements. http://ift.tt/eA8V8J



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Why Do They Call It a Warthog?

Disclaimer: The following article has been a lazily conceived work in progress over the past few months that has evolved from its original intention and aim of direction to successfully devolving into something that is barely academic and questionably opinionated. As I am not famous nor an expert on anything I don't know if I should be even allowed to have an opinion and, ruthlessly, this is probably not even a funny article, which it probably should be, given the loose demands of the intended publisher. But it is about comedy, somewhat, and might be a little insightful to those considering making an online series.



After chatting with a fellow short film programmer (I'm aware how wanky that sounds), I was graced with the label 'online' in reference to how I source my programme for Short Com. Personally I was unaware their was such sectarianism in the film programming world, I've somewhat waltzed in with my own way of doing a film festival/programme without knowing the rules or much caring for them. Personally I don't really discriminate where a film that I might like to screen is doing its rounds. This blasé approach has often seen some say I'm a champion of online comedy. I'm not and I've been a little bit reluctant myself to go with the idea of making a sitcom series to be exclusively thrown online, thinking I can't note anything that's really made a big success there yet. Then I recalled how I had been meaning to catch up with a little online series called Red Vs. Blue, something I neglected over the years after it became a healthy distraction during my academic days being a feckless student. Funnily enough, I had done an angst-ridden presentation on Red Vs. Blue as an example of 'radical media', so I had been championing online comedy long before being involved in that world. Point aside, I somewhat forgot Red Vs. Blue and how immensely funny it was. Furthermore, unaware how bloody big it has become.



If you don't know what Red Vs. Blue is, it is an online Machinima sitcom based on the multi-player of the game Halo. If you didn't know, Machinima is the art of creating animated videos in real-time virtual game environments; hopefully you have learned something, or at least a pretty cool word. Red vs. Blue came into existence after filmmaker Burnie Burns played the Halo multi-player game with some friends, questioned why the game makers decided to call the game vehicle a "Warthog"? Further stating, "...it looks more like a puma". Pretty much this line alone sparked something in Burnie, convinced there would be an audience out there who would like their silly in-game ramblings and thus the genesis of Red Vs. Blue.



So, in the spirit of making this an authentic article, I sought to ask Rooster Teeth, the team behind Red Vs. Blue, if they could potentially answer some proposed questions on their success and rise, to understand how it is possible to make a successful web series. Unfortunately I never heard back, but the guys behind the successful and equally awesome Cyanide and Happiness, Explosm.net were more than happy to answer a few questions. Equally if you don't know Cyanide and Happiness, they are comic animators that make deliciously dark and crude comic strips but also have successfully crowdfunded to make a series of animated shorts. What was interesting to hear in my research is that they had been in development with Comedy Central, thus insightful to see why they went the Independent route.



You had gone through the rigmarole of the development process for TV networks and decided to go your own way. Can we get any insight what really turned you off and the difficulties you faced? As Dave says on the Kickstarter promo video "Risk everything for the minute chance to get on television". Was this a question of creative control being sacrificed? Being asked to dilute the edginess of your content?

It was about both.



When we were talking back in 2010 we were being asked to completely give up the Cyanide & Happiness name to produce a pilot that may or may not even be released. We built this brand from the ground up, so the idea of giving up all of our hard work completely scared us away. Thanks to all of our readers being incredibly awesome, we're able to produce lots of great stuff on our own, so we weren't going to give that up so easily.


Being responsible only to our fans is also nice in that we can make any crazy idea we want. If we go to a bar and come up with something insane like a brain talking to poop (http://ift.tt/1nQAaJX), we head back to our computers and start animating. True story.



By turning down the networks have you turned your back on them for good?



No, not at all. If we were able to find a deal where we could keep doing what we love without having to give up or dilute C&H, we'd be interested. We all think it'd be great to get a show on TV. The deal has to be right, though. The last thing we want is to give fans anything less than 100% the C&H they know and love.


"If we meet our goal we'll create a season of eight 10-12 minute episodes" (estimated maximum Internet attention span). Is that a possible hindrance, concern you have about Internet audiences that might restrict ambitions to create longer content or does that suit you just dandy?



The episode length feels great to us! For the episodes we've made so far everything feels perfectly tight and punchy. We'd rather have a shorter amount of dynamite content than try to make lots of filler. We leave a lot of material unproduced. Long term we think it'd be fun to create a full-length musical or a possible spin-off series, but that's all speculation at this point.


What happens next year once you have used the funding generated from the Kickstarter campaign? Another crowd funder or can you sustain yourself with ad revenue from the Internet and maybe sponsorships?



The plan right now is to keep the weekly shorts up as long as we can after the episodes are launched. Since we're still focused on finishing the show, though, we haven't thought too far past finishing it.


Cyanide and Happiness already had a strong fan base before making shorts. It's becoming more and more frequent that people, filmmakers, creatives are going straight to the Internet, YouTube, to try and make their success. Do you think it's more important for these creatives to try and build an audience first than hope to get lucky with a viral on YouTube?



Everything you do depends on your audience, no matter where you find them. Getting a viral video is fun and really exciting, but doesn't mean much since there's a new cat-falling-in-a-box video every week. Over the long term you need people who really, really support your work through the long process it takes to actually produce something big if you want to really grow.


Via the success of Red Vs Blue and other content, Rooster Teeth have been able to produce their own studio. Do you have similar ambitions for explosm?



We love Rooster Teeth! In the last year, we've essentially built up all the resources and team to keep animating, so we'd love to keep getting more and more ambitious with what we can do.


Whilst it is easy to look at the success of Cyanide and Happiness and Red Vs Blue and take inspiration for it, and although the Internet does not really hold any national borders, I was still drawing a blank as to think of any UK based web series that I could mention and hold in similar regards. So I thought I'd ask the funny animator guys Tea & Cheese (www.teaandcheese.com) about their thoughts on the matter.



You've won quite a few awards, had some interesting commissions from major newspapers and even broadcasters. So why haven't you been granted a full series commission yet do you think?



We have got very close several times. Back in 2010 Comedy Central were interested in buying Isaac and Quincy, but had another cop show thing in development so they passed in the end - MTV liked it too but nothing came of that either - all the other networks just felt it was a little too rude. Then in 2012 we pitched n00bs to Amazon Studios - they bought it in the room and we got right up to the point where we were about to start making the pilot when they pulled out because, in the end, they wanted to move away from that kind programming... So then we pitched it to Adult Swim, but they passed as well... I guess ultimately - the answer is that getting a show off the ground is just insanely hard, being good isn't even nearly enough, you also have to be persistent and it has to be said, a little bit lucky.


Do you reckon it's easier to make a success with an animation series online than live action?



It's certainly easier to stand out from the crowd with cartoons because you can create a unique look/style but it requires so much more time to make that, no, it's not easier at all. It's a giant pain in the arse :D


What are the boundaries, obstacles you have found dealing with commissioners, broadcasters?



We've been lucky because a film competition we won opened doors to TV networks in the USA, so now whenever we have a project up to standard, we can set up meetings there. But we don't have any such opportunities in our home country. We've never got into a 'room' at the BBC or Channel 4 the way we have in the USA, isn't that weird? The BBC and Channel 4 are both risk averse when it comes to developing original British adult animation. They just buy the popular shows from the states. However, C4s Mashed is unique in that they are genuinely attempting to embrace animation and content from the YouTube generation... The catch being the budgets available aren't going to sustain a living.


Some successful online series are backed by sponsors and crowdfunding campaigns. Ever thought about going down that route, or have you tried even?



We raised a small amount of money with Indiegogo a while back, and along with some extra private investment, we've been making a fifteen-minute Isaac and Quincy cartoon. It's a full-on-comedy-action-fest and essentially a pilot episode/proof of concept, which we plan to take back to Hollywood and pitch again next year!

Private investment has been the best experience we've had to date, having full creative control over our work and the time to really hone our craft has been great... But you can be the judge, Isaac and Quincy will be online early 2015.




Aw thanks guys, now you have made me consider the arguments regarding a lack of comic animation output by broadcasters. As though I wasn't angered enough by their ubiquitous statements about not wanting sitcoms set in a flat, the BBC Feed My Funnies decides to set three out of nine pilots in a flat and none of them are even animation. No no no, lets stick to whatever it is wherever it was I was going on about. Aw, yes, making stuff directly for online. In truth, I still cringe a little when people tell me they are trying to make a series for directly online, mostly because a lot of people seem to be trying to run before they can even crawl, or have attained a reputable or target audience beforehand. I also think that some people believe the Internet as this realm of instantly attainable success but as Cyanide and Happiness you're putting your creativity up against animals on drugs and that can be quite soul crushing considering the creative efforts are superseded by a glorified extract from You've Been Framed, but then again, like the case of Red Vs Blue, you can never underestimate where a brain fart might take you. http://ift.tt/eA8V8J



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This Dog Is Tired Of Waiting For Its Owners, Sounds Car Horn To Let Them Know

And there we were, thinking it was only boxer dogs that did this sort of thing.



But no. It turns out that Airedales are into sounding car horns, too.



Well, if their humans will insist leaving them alone in the car park...











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These 15 Signs Will Make You Question Everything

From the zoo to the canteen, the office to the swimming pool, BuzzFeed rounds up a collection of signs that are brilliantly strange... and strangely brilliant. In their own way.



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The Week In 50 Funny Tweets: Starring The Queen, Ukip Calypso And Renée Zellweger

Brain Teaser 10/24/2014

Tiger Woods, despite being worth $500 million dollars…

tiger_woods Tiger Woods, despite being worth $500 million dollars, once pulled a “mulligan” by taking back a $5 tip to a waitress after realizing he had tipped her earlier in the day. By the way, he was playing a $10,000 hand of blackjack at the time.






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Dog Tries To Get Ball Off Chair, Things Do Not Go Well

OK, we're just going to put this out there...



We don't think Teddy the spaniel is the sharpest knife in the drawer.



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Only one member of Congress voted against the Authorization…

Barbara_Lee Only one member of Congress voted against the Authorization for Use of Military Force Against Terrorists after 9/11, stating that they should be “careful not to embark on an open-ended war with neither an exit strategy nor a focused target.”






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Tiny Pig Follows Dog Around Like... Well, A Dog

The only thing cuter than a video of a piglet?



A video of a piglet that also includes a dog.



And the only thing cuter than that?



A video of a piglet following around said dog.



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In 2008, a 30 second Doritos television…

In 2008, a 30 second Doritos television advertisement was beamed by radar to a solar system 42 light years away.






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For over a decade teachers and principals in Atlanta…

For over a decade teachers and principals in Atlanta erased wrong answers and filled in the right ones in students’ tests. At one school, the faculty held weekend pizza parties to correct answers before turning them in. Over the course of a single year, scores at the school jumped 45 percent.






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The Magazine 'Angry Twitter' Is For Irate Tweeters Everywhere

Thank you, @TechnicallyRon, for summing up the (angry) Twitter experience in one magazine cover...



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Two Catholic Priests Have A Dance-Off, And It's Amazing

It's 'Father Ted' meets a Gene Kelly movie - and it's unsurprisingly gone viral.



Yes, this clip shows two American priests - the Rev. David Rider, 29, of New York, and the Rev. John Gibson, 28, of Milwaukee - showing off both their tap-dancing and Irish dancing skills at an event in Rome. (Well, you know what they say: when in Rome... have a dance-off!)



"Some people don't think it's appropriate for priests to dance," says Rev. Rider in the video report below. "But we would just refer them to the Bible - where David dances before the Ark of the Covenant, and where the Lord tells us to live with joy. Dance is a great way to express joy."



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US continues to violate U.N. Convention Against Torture…

US continues to violate U.N. Convention Against Torture signed 20 years ago.






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In 1844, in a case of mass hysteria, a convent of nuns…

In 1844, in a case of mass hysteria, a convent of nuns began “meowing” together everyday for several hours. Eventually the neighbors complained and soldiers threatened to whip the nuns until they stopped meowing.






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Today in History for 24th October 2014

Historical Events


1856 - Constitution of South Australia adopted

1970 - Nancy Walker creates Ida Morgenstein role on Mary Tyler Moore Show

1980 - Iraqi troops occupies Khorramshar

1986 - Dodgers' Bill Russell, 38, announces his retirement

1987 - NBC technicians accept pact, end 118 day strike

1994 - Bomb attack on opposition in Sri Lanka, 55+ killed


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Famous Birthdays


1877 - Rika H E Hopper, Dutch actress (Anastasia)

1897 - Lazar Weiner, composer

1915 - Bob Kane, American cartoonist (d. 1998)

1954 - Jaap J Feenstra, Dutch MP (PvdA)

1981 - Tila Tequila, American model

1985 - Wayne Rooney, English footballer


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Famous Deaths


1938 - Ernst Barlach, writer, dies at 68

1940 - Victor Hollaender, composer, dies at 74

1980 - Leonid Georiyevich Ivanov, Russia, cosmonaut (Soyuz 33), dies at 30

1983 - Jessica Savitch, news anchor (NBC-TV), dies at 35

2002 - Harry Hay, American activist (b. 1912)

2005 - Rosa Parks, American civil rights activist, dies of natural causes at 92


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