FACT: I can’t get a tan even if I tried. Now can you please rub this SPF on my back?
Flash photography is a problem, in general.
"I'm the one who looks like a specter!"
When someone says, "You really need to get a tan," you have to stop yourself from throwing massive shade.
Though actual shade is always welcome at all times, to be honest.
Via giphy.com
Or if they ask why you're so pale, you've learned that snark is the best policy.
You know that while a fake tan might look normal on most people, it's just never gonna work for you.
Fake tan = real orange.
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