I have finally seen the light.
Background: I am a 26-year-old gay man. I live in New York City and work at this website called BuzzFeed. I wasn't a very religious person until something that can only be described as a "divine gay intervention" happened. I am now in the know and am blessed.
This is my journey. This is my story. I write this in hopes of inspiring other One Direction fans to come out of the closet.
Liberate yourself.
The first time I saw One Direction, they were basically a group of puffy nippled pre-pubescent British tweens. Ew, I know. But it's true.
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I didn't get the hype. They were basic. I am also not a pedophile. I don't like tweens. I do not like puffy nipples.
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I personally felt their FHP* was low and also who knows what would happen to them? Puberty can be such a horrible bitch.
*Future hot potential.
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