Tuesday 14 January 2014

What's Your Cheese Horoscope?


In the mood to get your paws on some fancy fromage but not quite sure where to begin? Save yourself the anxiety: It’s already been written in the stars.




Aries (March 21 – April 20)




Aries (March 21 – April 20)




The energy you invest in pretty much everything you set your mind to often results in grand achievements, especially at work. Your busy, pioneering nature may sometimes lead to careless accidents in the form of cuts and bruises, so use caution when handling fire and metal objects. For your own safety, you clumsy fool, opt for anything that doesn't involve wielding a knife — like string cheese or Babybel. Or try your hand at making your own cheese.




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Taurus (April 21 – May 21)




Taurus (April 21 – May 21)




You need order, security, and self-assurance to truly thrive. You generally maintain very secure and stable relationships, but that may be because you're wary of change — you try to avoid chaos and indecision at all costs. Loosen up, bro. Since you're not a big risk-taker, your best bet is a versatile, mild, run-of-the-mill cheese, like cheddar or Havarti, neither of which will send you into a nervous tizzy at first bite.




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Gemini (May 22 – June 21)




Gemini (May 22 – June 21)




The multitasker of the zodiac, you find it difficult to tackle just one issue at a time. Adaptable, versatile, and a natural intellectual, there is nothing in life that terrifies you more than boredom, so go for something exciting and exotic from the finest cheese shop in town. Try serra da Estrela, a decadent, tangy raw sheep's cheese from Portugal — famous around the world for its intensity — and let yourself totally lose it (lewes it?) as you savor its fruity, grassy flavors. Buy it here.




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Cancer (June 22 – July 22)




Cancer (June 22 – July 22)




Protective and sympathetic, especially when it comes to your friends and family, you are thick-skinned and not easily intimidated. A not-for-the-weak pungent, gooey variety of cheese, like Camembert, parallels the mixture of toughness and softness that constitutes your very character. Any cheese strongly seasoned with garlic and herbs also suits you well.




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