Friday, 21 November 2014

Ferret Jump Fail Is The Best Minute You'll Waste Today

We already knew that watching cats miserably failing to jump is one of the best ways to waste a few minutes of the day.



Turns out watching ferrets is possibly even funnier.



Check out this guy - top marks for build-up and effort, zilch for execution though. http://ift.tt/eA8V8J



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Why Wearing Pyjamas All Day Is Fine...

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Ever gone to your front door to collect a package and had the postman/woman make a pithy comment about the fact you are still in your pyjamas at 3pm? Alternatively, they do the 'look you up and down, then raise their eyebrows' manoeuvre, as if to say "that's an interesting look for the daytime". Why is that? I am in my home, its not like I've popped to the shops in my underwear!



This week I received a package to my flat, it was 1.30pm. It was my dad's Christmas present, I know its November, this is the most organised I have ever been! The previous night I'd been at a comedy gig and hadn't got home until the early hours. I was doing emails and didn't have any meetings until later that afternoon so I hadn't changed out of my pyjamas. The buzzer rang and I let the postman into the building. I was wearing a bit of a skimpy pyjama top so I popped on a jumper, I didn't want to alarm the poor man with too much skin. I answered the door and the delivery man went for the double whammy: he did the look/eyebrow manoeuvre then said:



(please add the sarcastic tone) "Oh, your day off is it?"



To which I replied, "No, I work mostly from home"



He quickly came back with, "Well, its alright for some".



Yes, it is alright for some (without going into the fact that being self-employed is actually quite challenging), it's alright for me Mr. Delivery Man because I proudly wear my pyjamas during the day and here is why:



Pyjamas are comfy



Well they should be, thats why you wear them to bed, to keep you comfy in the land of sleep. So if I have to spend my mornings sending emails, learning lines, chasing invoices and general self-employed life admin I would much rather do it in comfort.



What's the point of dirtying other clothes



When I am ready to leave the house I'll have a shower and put 'outside' clothes on and this will make me feel clean and fresh and ready to face people and the world. Sitting around the house in clean clothes will only crumple them.



You can get on with...stuff



Staying in your pj's means you can wake up, get out of bed and start writing/emailing/calling people straight away. (Top tip: if you have a skype meeting just brush your hair and put a non-pyjama top on and no one will ever know your are still mainly in your pyjamas).



It's up to you



It's your home, your pyjamas, your prerogative. If you want to wear your pyjamas all day go for it, and if you want to wear a banana costume you go for that too! Although I think you should put proper clothes on to go to the shops - I can't see the reasoning behind people wearing pyjamas outside, they generally aren't the warmest and they offer no defence against the elements.



I say as long as you wash and get dressed at some point wear those pj's for as long as you want! And delivery and post people don't judge us!



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Twitter Suggests Alternatives To 'Image From Rochester' After Emily Thornberry Gaffe

After a senior Labour MP was forced to resign from Ed Miliband's shadow cabinet yesterday for posting what she perceived as an "image of Rochester", the internet has helpfully volunteered some alternatives ideas.



Islington South and Finsbury MP Emily Thornberry sparked a furious backlash after posting the picture of the modern terraced house with three red and white Cross of St George flags - one bearing a West Ham United badge - and a white van parked in the drive, along with the message "Image from Rochester".










The tweet was seen by some as sneering at the working class, and provoked a furious response from social media users who branded it "snobbery."



Thornberry apologised for her social media gaffe after being given a dressing-down by Miliband and Labour later announced that she had resigned as shadow attorney general, but not before Twitter enthusiastically responded to the highly divisive political issue in typical sarcastic form:





















































































































In a statement released by the party last night, Thornberry said: "Earlier today I sent a tweet which has caused offence to some people.



"That was never my intention and I have apologised. However I will not let anything distract from Labour's chance to win the coming general election.



Miliband was reported to have "never been so angry" as when he gave close ally Thornberry her dressing down.



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I just wish you made me go to school…





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French Bulldog Puppy Is Convinced He's A Diesel Engine

Today in History for 21st November 2014

Historical Events


1696 - J Vanbrughe's "Relapse or Virtue in Danger" premieres in London

1789 - North Carolina ratifies constitution, becomes 12th US state

1952 - Dodgers pitcher Joe Black wins NL Rookie of Year

1955 - Argentina asks Panama for return of ex-president Peron

1990 - Michael Milken is sentenced to 10 years for security law violations

1995 - Dow Jones closes above 5,000 for 1st time


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Famous Birthdays


1870 - Sigfrid Edström, Swedish sports official (d. 1964)

1912 - Eleanor Powell, Springfield Mass, actress/tap dancer (Bdwy Melody)

1941 - Juliet Mills, London England, actress (Nanny and the Professor, QB VII)

1967 - Toshihiko Koga, Japanese Judoka

1972 - David Tua, Samoan boxer

1981 - Wesley Britt, American football player


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Famous Deaths


1580 - Willem Van Hoorn, baron of Heze, governor of Brussels, executed

1957 - Francis Burton Harrison, American political figure (b. 1873)

1990 - Dean Hart, Canadian professional wrestler (b. 1954)

1993 - Christopher Frank, director/actor (Annee Des Meduses), dies at 50

1996 - Edward George Edwards, chenist, dies at 82

2001 - Salahuddin of Malaysia, King of Malaysia (b. 1926)


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